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Doom Derby - Sons -vs- Loons


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4 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said:

Some right silky, sexy soccer on display here. I'm reminded of Mark from Peep Show when he's at relationship counselling being told how rubbish he is at sex while paying an exorbitant sum to the therapist for the privilege. "Now THAT'S value for money".

It's like trying to clingfilm an earthworm

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Guest bernardblack

I’m seriously fed up with Coll needlessly fouling the opposition. Dumbarton player going nowhere there and he goes right through him. 

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Here comes Allan. 
Fenwick absolutely fizzing at being hooked. Must have wanted to be caught offside another 17 times 

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4 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said:

This Dumbarton team are a complete shambles, incapable of even the most basic passing which would be expected at professional level. And Forfar might as well not have turned up, they've offered absolutely nothing.

Agreed, and what has happened to the pitch - it's like a green Pringle.

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7 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said:

What's happened to Steven Doris? He looks huge. Was he not a goal machine for Arbroath with Birmingham trials?

Had a serious injury at Arbroath, Stuart Malcolm then swapped Hilson for Doris, I think only then did Stuart Maloclm realise that Doris hadn't played for over a year and spent that year eating popcorn and Haribos!

He did lose a fair chunk of weight in the first half of this season but when the season was paused in January he piled on the pounds again. Still he's not as bad as Mark Hill who returned from the USA double the size of Doris and hasn't lost any!

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6 minutes ago, Bridie Vision said:

Had a serious injury at Arbroath, Stuart Malcolm then swapped Hilson for Doris, I think only then did Stuart Maloclm realise that Doris hadn't played for over a year and spent that year eating popcorn and Haribos!

He did lose a fair chunk of weight in the first half of this season but when the season was paused in January he piled on the pounds again. Still he's not as bad as Mark Hill who returned from the USA double the size of Doris and hasn't lost any!

That's almost Garry Kenneth levels of chucking a promising career away.

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