Cosmic Joe Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 14 hours ago, ICTChris said: My favourite was the guy who appeared in 2020, posted constantly on the Covid thread including about how he'd hired a squad of Ukrainian labourers to build his sons ranch house in Fife and then disappeared as soon as he'd arrived. Total fantasy Sounds a bit like our Oakey, who likes to imagine himself as some kind of captain of industry, entrepreneuring his way through life without assistance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 13 minutes ago, TxRover said: I’d add “(most)” before people in that statement. Some people are gibbering nut jobs, and it’s healthier to not live with them… I guess we'll get to find out when Div opens the P&B Retirement Home for the Daft. Can we have a separate high-security wing for the Celtgers fans please? It's what they would want. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 I guess we'll get to find out when Div opens the P&B Retirement Home for the Daft. Can we have a separate high-security wing for the Celtgers fans please? It's what they would want.The St Mirren retirement hone would be the most violent place on earth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 46 minutes ago, BFTD said: I guess we'll get to find out when Div opens the P&B Retirement Home for the Daft. Can we have a separate high-security wing for the Celtgers fans please? It's what they would want. The St Mirren retirement hone would be the most violent place on earth. It's a Paisley within a Paisley! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 13 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: It's a Paisley within a Paisley! They'll get to wear their very own patterned pyjamas as well 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 It's a Paisley within a Paisley!Another 2 layers of that and matter will be unable to escape it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 24 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: It's a Paisley within a Paisley! Another 2 layers of that and matter will be unable to escape it. I wonder when the nurse 'accidentally' goes heavy on the morphine to put you out of everyone else's misery if you see a bright light beckoning you across the Erskine Bridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 Honestly there’s nothing worse than waking up and remembering you have people staying. Get the f**k out of my house you leeches. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 1 hour ago, RawB93 said: Honestly there’s nothing worse than waking up and remembering you have people staying. Get the f**k out of my house you leeches. But surely you offered them your hospitality in the first place ? What's the problem ? (Assuming it's not a group of your daughter's trendy uni friends taking root in the lounge.....) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 1 hour ago, RawB93 said: Honestly there’s nothing worse than waking up and remembering you have people staying. Get the f**k out of my house you leeches. I have people staying in my house at the moment and I 100% agree. The sooner they f**k off the better. Even the dogs are doing their best to hound these c***s out. They don’t want their privacy invaded either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 13 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: But surely you offered them your hospitality in the first place ? What's the problem ? (Assuming it's not a group of your daughter's trendy uni friends taking root in the lounge.....) ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 6 hours ago, BFTD said: Dunno what you mean. He's always putting on that laugh/cry emoji mask when it might look like he's fuming about something minor. That's like Batwing's shield of steel. Batwing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbykdy Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 6 hours ago, BFTD said: Dunno what you mean. He's always putting on that laugh/cry emoji mask when it might look like he's fuming about something minor. That's like Batwing's shield of steel. "My wings are like a shield of steel" "But your head is like a marshmallow, Batfink" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 16 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: But surely you offered them your hospitality in the first place ? What's the problem ? (Assuming it's not a group of your daughter's trendy uni friends taking root in the lounge.....) Swap daughter for son and it’s this group of worst c***s in my house at the moment. I’m trying to work and these c***s think it’s reasonable to be blasting music in the next room. I was not amused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 15 minutes ago, Left Back said: Swap daughter for son and it’s this group of worst c***s in my house at the moment. I’m trying to work and these c***s think it’s reasonable to be blasting music in the next room. I was not amused. There are ways to solve it… https://news.yahoo.com/40-speaker-silencing-gadget-people-171937026.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 32 minutes ago, TxRover said: There are ways to solve it… https://news.yahoo.com/40-speaker-silencing-gadget-people-171937026.html I think the granny ravers will be ok. "While the tool has been lauded as "magical" on Chinese social media, it looks to be identical in appearance to a $2 LED flashlight listed on Alibaba." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 56 minutes ago, bobbykdy said: "My wings are like a shield of steel" "But your head is like a marshmallow, Batfink" No danger they’d get away with Karate these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbykdy Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 1 minute ago, 8MileBU said: No danger they’d get away with Karate these days. Aye big Hai Karate be cancelled sadly no doubt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 4 hours ago, BFTD said: The St Mirren retirement hone would be the most violent place on earth. The Falkirk one would need to be absolutely massive. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 4 hours ago, BFTD said: I guess we'll get to find out when Div opens the P&B Retirement Home for the Daft. Can we have a separate high-security wing for the Celtgers fans please? It's what they would want. It would be like the retirement home for priests in Father Ted Drink, Arse, Feck, Drink, Arse, Feck, Then Father Fintan SlipperyP starts blasting out some tunes at 3am 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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