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14 hours ago, ICTChris said:

My favourite was the guy who appeared in 2020, posted constantly on the Covid thread including about how he'd hired a squad of Ukrainian labourers to build his sons ranch house in Fife and then disappeared as soon as he'd arrived.

Total fantasy

Sounds a bit like our Oakey,  who likes to imagine himself as some kind of captain of industry,  entrepreneuring his way through life without assistance. 

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13 minutes ago, TxRover said:

I’d add “(most)” before people in that statement. Some people are gibbering nut jobs, and it’s healthier to not live with them…

I guess we'll get to find out when Div opens the P&B Retirement Home for the Daft.

Can we have a separate high-security wing for the Celtgers fans please? It's what they would want.

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I guess we'll get to find out when Div opens the P&B Retirement Home for the Daft.
Can we have a separate high-security wing for the Celtgers fans please? It's what they would want.
The St Mirren retirement hone would be the most violent place on earth.
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4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
46 minutes ago, BFTD said:
I guess we'll get to find out when Div opens the P&B Retirement Home for the Daft.
Can we have a separate high-security wing for the Celtgers fans please? It's what they would want.

The St Mirren retirement hone would be the most violent place on earth.

It's a Paisley within a Paisley!

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3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
24 minutes ago, carpetmonster said:
It's a Paisley within a Paisley!

Another 2 layers of that and matter will be unable to escape it.

I wonder when the nurse 'accidentally' goes heavy on the morphine to put you out of everyone else's misery if you see a bright light beckoning you across the Erskine Bridge.  

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1 hour ago, RawB93 said:

Honestly there’s nothing worse than waking up and remembering you have people staying. Get the f**k out of my house you leeches. 

But surely you offered them your hospitality in the first place ?

What's the problem ?

(Assuming it's not a group of your daughter's trendy uni friends taking root in the lounge.....)

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1 hour ago, RawB93 said:

Honestly there’s nothing worse than waking up and remembering you have people staying. Get the f**k out of my house you leeches. 

I have people staying in my house at the moment and I 100% agree.  The sooner they f**k off the better.  Even the dogs are doing their best to hound these c***s out.  They don’t want their privacy invaded either.

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6 hours ago, BFTD said:

Dunno what you mean. He's always putting on that laugh/cry emoji mask when it might look like he's fuming about something minor.

That's like Batwing's shield of steel.

"My wings are like a shield of steel" "But your head is like a marshmallow, Batfink"

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16 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

But surely you offered them your hospitality in the first place ?

What's the problem ?

(Assuming it's not a group of your daughter's trendy uni friends taking root in the lounge.....)

Swap daughter for son and it’s this group of worst c***s in my house at the moment.  I’m trying to work and these c***s think it’s reasonable to be blasting music in the next room.  I was not amused.

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15 minutes ago, Left Back said:

Swap daughter for son and it’s this group of worst c***s in my house at the moment.  I’m trying to work and these c***s think it’s reasonable to be blasting music in the next room.  I was not amused.

There are ways to solve it…

https://news.yahoo.com/40-speaker-silencing-gadget-people-171937026.html

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32 minutes ago, TxRover said:

I think the granny ravers will be ok.

"While the tool has been lauded as "magical" on Chinese social media, it looks to be identical in appearance to a $2 LED flashlight listed on Alibaba."

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4 hours ago, BFTD said:

I guess we'll get to find out when Div opens the P&B Retirement Home for the Daft.

Can we have a separate high-security wing for the Celtgers fans please? It's what they would want.

It would be like the retirement home for priests in Father Ted

Drink, Arse, Feck, Drink, Arse, Feck,

Then Father Fintan SlipperyP starts blasting out some tunes at 3am

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