Shotgun Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I cried when my mum's dad died. To be fair this was because I was 2 weeks old and had just shat myself for the second time that day. Add 56 years and that was me yesterday. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Flybhoy said: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Shotgun said: Add 56 years and that was me yesterday. You shat yourself twice yesterday? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 1 minute ago, throbber said: My mums father died the day before she was due to marry my dad and the wedding had to be postponed. The thoughtless b*****d. I know you’re a close-knit bunch but your mum’s father was a woman who was going to marry your father? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: You shat yourself twice yesterday? Didn’t you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, Abby Normal said: I know you’re a close-knit bunch but your mum’s father was a woman who was going to marry your father? Probably explains why I turned out the way I did. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 5 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Didn’t you? Just the once for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 That wee video throbber posted about the queens "humour" is absolutely incredible and can't be understated btw. The mental conditioning these people have undergone to sit and laugh at that. Not just brush it away, but actually embrace it.I actually wasn't aware but maybe should have assumed, that the Queen was a racist auld boot too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 I wonder what date it will be when the auld dinosaur finally stops being mentioned in the news. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: That wee video throbber posted about the queens "humour" is absolutely incredible and can't be understated btw. The mental conditioning these people have undergone to sit and laugh at that. Not just brush it away, but actually embrace it. I actually wasn't aware but maybe should have assumed, that the Queen was a racist auld boot too. I just googled it and it was from 2016 when it was her 90th birthday. Will I am was sat next to Jason when he told that story as well - what on earth was he thinking telling that story at that moment? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binos Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 1 minute ago, throbber said: I just googled it and it was from 2016 when it was her 90th birthday. Will I am was sat next to Jason when he told that story as well - what on earth was he thinking telling that story at that moment? Apparently misquoted too DJ the racist David appeared to be referring to a 1969 BBC documentary, entitled Royal Family, during which The Queen tells an anecdote about meeting a diplomat who had "arms like a gorilla 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 28 minutes ago, throbber said: My mums father died the day before she was due to marry my dad and the wedding had to be postponed. The thoughtless b*****d. Two of my Grandparents died on the same day which was both sad and convenient at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 10 minutes ago, throbber said: I just googled it and it was from 2016 when it was her 90th birthday. Will I am was sat next to Jason when he told that story as well - what on earth was he thinking telling that story at that moment? I would assume he would be thinking that it neither matters that its a racial slur, or what this black minion thinks of it, because the Queens importance supersedes anything g else 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binos Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 10 minutes ago, Binos said: Apparently misquoted too DJ the racist David appeared to be referring to a 1969 BBC documentary, entitled Royal Family, during which The Queen tells an anecdote about meeting a diplomat who had "arms like a gorilla It was the US ambassador, in 60's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 4 hours ago, Monkey Tennis said: Is that honestly the standard of 'wind up' that you're running with? That I'm a Rangers fan? Again, read it back if you want to see how things actually unfolded. Apologies for all of those Mhonkey posts, i feel a bit silly now that you're a bear. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 I’ve got arms like a gorilla. Could have been me. After leaving school my old man was working in a bank in Ayr. Bloke comes in one morning wearing a black armband. “Did Ayr lose?” asked my dad. “No, my wife died” came the reply. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Two of my Grandparents died on the same day which was both sad and convenient at the same time. You only had one bullet/pillow didn’t you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 I wonder what weird, attention seeking, mawkish, creepy 'look how British we are' tribute the **** will have to him at Ibrox tomorrow? I'm going for a full stadium mosaic with his image embroidered on all the shirts as a bare minimum. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkirkthebigclub Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 5 minutes ago, bennett said: Apologies for all of those Mhonkey posts, i feel a bit silly now that you're a bear. ***key Tennis 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I would assume he would be thinking that it neither matters that its a racial slur, or what this black minion thinks of it, because the Queens importance supersedes anything g else Melanius asked you politely for directions earlier? Are you just going to ignore him? How rude. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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