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3 minutes ago, Dunfermline Don said:

Important questions now need answered.
What happens to youngsters who are doing their Duke of Edinburgh awards?
Does Edinburgh now get a new Duke, if so who?
Does anyone really actually care?

So, not important questions then.

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4 minutes ago, Dunfermline Don said:

Important questions now need answered.
What happens to youngsters who are doing their Duke of Edinburgh awards?
Does Edinburgh now get a new Duke, if so who?
Does anyone really actually care?

Yes, Duke Nukem will take over and the awards will be changed to 'Duke Nukem of Edinburgh'.

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16 minutes ago, Highland Capital said:

ITV went all in - played God Save the Queen over his portrait with the news reader looking close to tears.  Al Jazeera on the other hand mentioned his controversial comments almost straight away and have already moved on to other stories.

I hadf LBC on in the office - immediately envisaged the pre-prepared bolox eulogies coming over the horizon and switched straight to Planet Rock. Ah, that's better.

10 minutes later PR announce the death and say they'll be replacing the day's usual programming. Ah, bollox.

Half an hour later, we've had When a Blind Man Cries, some classical dirge, and now Planet Caravan. This might not be too much to endure for the sake of an extra holiday, tbf.

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Have nothing against immigrants usually but this guy seemed evil.

 

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Greek Immigrant Who Lived Off Welfare Dies In England

Welfare officials confirmed it was hard to pin down Battenberg as he moved around a lot between his various properties acquired through his welfare scams. It is believed Battenberg’s four children, a product of his incestuous marriage to a blood relative, adopted a similar lifestyle and continue to rip off the British taxpayer to this day.

 

 

 

https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2021/04/09/greek-immigrant-who-lived-off-welfare-dies-in-england/

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Neil: “Who is this ‘Duke Of Edinburgh’? Does he teach it?”

Jay: “No, ’course he doesn’t teach it, you f*cking idiot. The Duke Of Edinburgh is Prince Charles.”

Will: “Um… no he isn’t. It’s his dad.”

Neil: “King Philip?”

Simon: “No! Well, that is the Duke Of Edinburgh you’re thinking of, but he’s not the King.”

Neil: “He f*cks the Queen, though.”

Jay: “Probably up the arse.”

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10 minutes ago, Dunfermline Don said:

Important questions now need answered.
What happens to youngsters who are doing their Duke of Edinburgh awards?
Does Edinburgh now get a new Duke, if so who?
Does anyone really actually care?

I can be the next Duke if you want but am busy most Saturdays?

One man will really care as he knows the black woman that caused this premature death and is determined to bring her down.

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14 minutes ago, superwell87 said:

Incoming breach of social distancing with folk gathering outside Buck House. 

Can't wait to see the Met getting in about the union flag-wearing, flask-of-tea-bringing, headscarf wearing cúnts. Horses, too, if you don't mind, Clarissa. After all, you wouldn't want to be inconsistent, would you now?

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3 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said:

Half an hour later, we've had When a Blind Man Cries, some classical dirge, and now Planet Caravan. This might not be too much to endure for the sake of an extra holiday, tbf.

I've always preferred Pantera's cover of that than Sabbath's original to be honest. Still a great song though.

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