No_Problemo Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Ayr fans seem to be the latest lot who don't seem to getting just how bad we are and think that what us Pars fans are saying must be an exaggeration, or at least appear to think "Aye, they've been shite but will beat US!". Lads, we are an absolutely honking bag of dog's dicks. You will be surprised at how atrocious we are and we will be surprised at your surprise, as we keep telling you how bad we are. I accept that you are bad, however I would contend that we are far worse and the best we can hope for is a 0-0. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Just now, No_Problemo said: I accept that you are bad, however I would contend that we are far worse and the best we can hope for is a 0-0. A classic mistake to make. Other clubs have been making the same mistake all season then have went on to beat us. "Well, who's laughing now?!" we said after each defeat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Problemo Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: A classic mistake to make. Other clubs have been making the same mistake all season then have went on to beat us. "Well, who's laughing now?!" we said after each defeat. I look forward to reflecting on this after another routine defeat, including no shots on target and out back up keeper throwing a couple in! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidkennedyshand Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 This is turning into the Yorkshireman sketch in Monty Python [emoji23] 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUFC 1910 Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Ayr fans seem to be the latest lot who don't seem to getting just how bad we are and think that what us Pars fans are saying must be an exaggeration, or at least appear to think "Aye, they've been shite but will beat US!". Lads, we are an absolutely honking bag of dog's dicks. You will be surprised at how atrocious we are and we will be surprised at your surprise, as we keep telling you how bad we are. I’ll take your honking bag of dog’s dicks and raise you an absolute shower of infected unwashed junkie prostitution pish flaps! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 This is turning into the Yorkshireman sketch in Monty Python [emoji23]Think that's bad? When I were a lad we 'ad to get up at crack of dawn to watch David Purdie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Just now, AUFC 1910 said: I’ll take your honking bag of dog’s dicks and raise you an absolute shower of infected unwashed junkie prostitution pish flaps! We are a dripping sack of anal mucus slathered papercut eyeballs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidkennedyshand Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Think that's bad? When I were a lad we 'ad to get up at crack of dawn to watch David Purdie. Wonder if he's doing anything for the next 4 games. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugen_power Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Ok, I am updating my prediction Everyone to go off injured and seemingly get AIDS from all the infected genitalia around... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallumPar Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 I look forward to reflecting on this after another routine defeat, including no shots on target and out back up keeper throwing a couple in!Has there been a shot on target from either side in the 2 games between the teams so far? We’ve had two horrific 0-0 draws so far. Don’t see why you’d expect tomorrow to be any different. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrpar Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 I watched Ayr v Dundee on Tuesday and until Dundee scored I thought Ayr more than matched them and indeed looked the more likely to score. Having said that it was difficult to tell as the camera work was so atrocious ! Game could end up going either way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 who's the ayr goalie then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoo61 Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, AUFC 1910 said: I’ll take your honking bag of dog’s dicks and raise you an absolute shower of infected unwashed junkie prostitution pish flaps! Still available? Can collect this evening. Edited April 9, 2021 by Stoo61 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callum-ayr Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, Rob1885 said: who's the ayr goalie then? Any man saves for this match. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoo61 Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 7 minutes ago, callum-ayr said: Any man saves for this match. Hitters getters unless its a goal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Problemo Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 McCowan being fit is a huge boost, however we need someone else to turn up too or he’ll just be crowded out. New Keeper Houston Baird Ndaba Reading Muirhead Chalmers Murdoch McCowan Barjonas Wright 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rb123! Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: We are a dripping sack of anal mucus slathered papercut eyeballs. Glad i read this just before i'm about to have a pepperoni pizza for dinner.....cheers 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossBFaeDundee Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: We are a dripping sack of anal mucus slathered papercut eyeballs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Jaffo Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 McCowan is an unexpected but welcome surprise. I still think we should go with a back 3/5 as we can’t afford to lose this one.New goalie???MillerBairdRoscoe Ndaba Reading Murdoch AeroBarjonasMcCowan Wright 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Stoo61 said: Hitters getters unless its a goal. Hitters getters! Not heard that in years. Great rule and I completely agree. 1 hour ago, rb123! said: Glad i read this just before i'm about to have a pepperoni pizza for dinner.....cheers How was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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