Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 17 hours ago, tarapoa said: Andy Goram - he is a despicable human being - could share a story of a visit to the north-east a few years back and the stunt he pulled, but it could risk getting legal. Mental health issues would be no excuse for this one. Get the story telt and change his name to Gandy Aoram. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 55 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Get the story telt and change his name to Gandy Aoram. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sortmeout Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Could start a “guess which retired goalkeeper did this?” thread and tell the story and let us guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllyMax Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 A 'retired goalkeeper' who shall remain nameless, did an appearance at a golf club with another few of his ex team mates. The retired goalkeeper got a bit the worse for wear quite early on, and when they were posing for photos with the assembled audience, the retired goalkeeper always managed to find his paw resting on some birds tit or arse and also ended up with gob and beer dribbles down his shirt. Allegedly offered a couple of young lassies the chance of a quickie in the locker room, but I didn't witness that bit, so can't vouch for the accuracy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Gordon Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 7 minutes ago, AllyMax said: A 'retired goalkeeper' who shall remain nameless, did an appearance at a golf club with another few of his ex team mates. The retired goalkeeper got a bit the worse for wear quite early on, and when they were posing for photos with the assembled audience, the retired goalkeeper always managed to find his paw resting on some birds tit or arse and also ended up with gob and beer dribbles down his shirt. Allegedly offered a couple of young lassies the chance of a quickie in the locker room, but I didn't witness that bit, so can't vouch for the accuracy. Pat Bonner won't thank you for sharing that. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllyMax Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Golden Gordon said: Pat Bonner won't thank you for sharing that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Sean Dillon - sound as f**k. Although I did make the mistake of engaging him in conversation once as I walked past his house and was still there an hour and twenty minutes later. Jon Daly, James McPake and Willo Flood all lived there too and were all sound. Non footballers who are sound for this pish Ron Scott who miraculously seemed to write every match report for the Sunday Post was a gentleman who would always buy bar staff a drink and on the way back from Hampden cup finals or Scotland games would always drop a couple of programmes in to the pub 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BucksburnDandy Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Will comment on those I have seen mentioned on this thread..... Billy Dodds - had a couple of drinks with him in an interesting bar called River Palace in Kiev in 2006, last time I ever went to a Scotland away game. Fine bloke and happy to talk fondly of his time at AFC and all things Scottish fitba - he was eventually distracted by some of the 'scenery' in the place. Stewart McKimmie - been in to see us as a 'business development rep' over the years - fine bloke and 90% of the conversation would end up being fitba. Markus Heikkenen - liked him as a player, and interesting that his next 'cultural' experience after Aberdeen was Luton - home of the Daily Express, so given the comments, that was maybe his dream destination. Hopefully there was more Finnish megadeth music available there for him. Russell Anderson - brought up in the same street - always a quiet lad, but fine enough - no surprise if he leans Tory - everyone in the finance/solicitor/legal world in ABZ seems to Neale Cooper - really top bloke - quite happy to randomly chat and never gave it the billy big bollox........funny with it as well, RIP Andy Goram - he is a despicable human being - could share a story of a visit to the north-east a few years back and the stunt he pulled, but it could risk getting legal. Mental health issues would be no excuse for this one. ..........the best one I met was Ludovic Roy - came up for a night out with a couple of Ayr supporting pals due to winning their ABZ fan club's player of the year, and was good crack. Only time I ever went to Tiger Tiger in Aberdeen, as I was starting to get too old for that nonsense, but he seemed to enjoy himself. If @tarapoa ever tells the story about Andy Goram, I'm happy to second it having been at the same event. Beneath contempt as a human being. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 On 13/04/2021 at 16:54, tarapoa said: Andy Goram - he is a despicable human being - could share a story of a visit to the north-east a few years back and the stunt he pulled, but it could risk getting legal. Mental health issues would be no excuse for this one. Stop being a plum, get it telt. 40 minutes ago, BucksburnDandy said: If @tarapoa ever tells the story about Andy Goram, I'm happy to second it having been at the same event. Beneath contempt as a human being. Just get it telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Andy Goram once bought a 7 year old Henderson to deliver a can of coke at a function. He also did a weird thing where he folded his ear over, stuck his thumb in his mouth and blew and his ear popped back to amuse me and my pal. Please tell the other story because it'll be better than mine. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sortmeout Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 7 hours ago, AllyMax said: A 'retired goalkeeper' who shall remain nameless, did an appearance at a golf club with another few of his ex team mates. The retired goalkeeper got a bit the worse for wear quite early on, and when they were posing for photos with the assembled audience, the retired goalkeeper always managed to find his paw resting on some birds tit or arse and also ended up with gob and beer dribbles down his shirt. Allegedly offered a couple of young lassies the chance of a quickie in the locker room, but I didn't witness that bit, so can't vouch for the accuracy. Theo Snelders? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prov Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 On 13/04/2021 at 16:54, tarapoa said: Andy Goram - he is a despicable human being - could share a story of a visit to the north-east a few years back and the stunt he pulled, but it could risk getting legal. Mental health issues would be no excuse for this one. I've got a tale of Gandy Aoram being a RGC, along with Fat Ally and Gazza. So if you share your story of Gandy Aoram being a RBC then I'll elaborate it all cancels out and the law focus right off. R = right, G=good, B =bad, C= aye, yous all know... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 7 hours ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: . He also did a weird thing where he folded his ear over, stuck his thumb in his mouth and blew and his ear popped back to amuse me and my pal. I’ll bet that beast code lingo or some such. In the same way they travellers put cable ties round lampposts to show where dogs live. Did you “bump into” any other footballers shortly after that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 get the goram story telt !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UAE1929 Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 (edited) On 13/04/2021 at 19:30, AllyMax said: Disappointing lack of stories about Dougie Imrie's maw on this..... I must admit I quite liked Imrie. Played cards with him most weeks when he was at Caley and he was a decent fella, happy to pay for drinks and I think gave some people lifts home (could have mixed him up with another Caley player I can't remember now). I think he plays the panto villain, I know he was getting pelters from Caley fans over some nonsense about him and a lassie. It was very bizarre and I know he was quite fed up of it all. Contrast him with Adam Strachan who was a complete p***k. I was in the Mallard the evening he decided to smash the toilets up for a bit of fun. The fact his best mate at the club was Dyron Daal says a lot. Neale Cooper was a lovely gentleman, he stopped for a photo when County won promotion against Hamilton at Firhill when it was quite clear he wanted to get on the bus and into the beers. When I was around 12 I played for one of the many youth teams County had, and after playing against Nairn, Cooper came over to talk to me and my Dad about the game. He told me I had a brilliant shot and to keep working hard. I think because he was a Ross County manager, I never really understood just how good he was as a player. It wasn't till he passed that I thought to myself a man who had won the Cup Winners Cup told me I had a brilliant shot. Edited April 15, 2021 by UAE1929 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 13/04/2021 at 16:54, tarapoa said: Will comment on those I have seen mentioned on this thread..... Billy Dodds - had a couple of drinks with him in an interesting bar called River Palace in Kiev in 2006, last time I ever went to a Scotland away game. Fine bloke and happy to talk fondly of his time at AFC and all things Scottish fitba - he was eventually distracted by some of the 'scenery' in the place. By "interesting bar" I assume you mean "knocking shop" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 13/04/2021 at 16:54, tarapoa said: Will comment on those I have seen mentioned on this thread..... Billy Dodds - had a couple of drinks with him in an interesting bar called River Palace in Kiev in 2006, last time I ever went to a Scotland away game. Fine bloke and happy to talk fondly of his time at AFC and all things Scottish fitba - he was eventually distracted by some of the 'scenery' in the place. Stewart McKimmie - been in to see us as a 'business development rep' over the years - fine bloke and 90% of the conversation would end up being fitba. Markus Heikkenen - liked him as a player, and interesting that his next 'cultural' experience after Aberdeen was Luton - home of the Daily Express, so given the comments, that was maybe his dream destination. Hopefully there was more Finnish megadeth music available there for him. Russell Anderson - brought up in the same street - always a quiet lad, but fine enough - no surprise if he leans Tory - everyone in the finance/solicitor/legal world in ABZ seems to Neale Cooper - really top bloke - quite happy to randomly chat and never gave it the billy big bollox........funny with it as well, RIP Andy Goram - he is a despicable human being - could share a story of a visit to the north-east a few years back and the stunt he pulled, but it could risk getting legal. Mental health issues would be no excuse for this one. ..........the best one I met was Ludovic Roy - came up for a night out with a couple of Ayr supporting pals due to winning their ABZ fan club's player of the year, and was good crack. Only time I ever went to Tiger Tiger in Aberdeen, as I was starting to get too old for that nonsense, but he seemed to enjoy himself. Go on, get the Goram story told. He has just turned up on a FB Cricket Group I am on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 GORAMSTORY OR GTF 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 I too would like to hear this Goram tale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 02/04/2021 at 08:26, marie osmond said: John Bourke is the nicest human being that ever walked this earth. He was a PE teacher at my school, seemed alright. Always played in the annual teachers v pupils football game and didn't go easy on the centre halves, which they really enjoyed and respected. He married an attractive, smart and generally fantastic English teacher at the school so he must have had something about him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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