scottsdad Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Pretty sure I posted this in the school stories thread, but I was taught about "the disgusting practice of anal penetration" by a geography teacher who, I think, was having a bad day. Wonder if he's in the Alba party now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Pretty sure I posted this in the school stories thread, but I was taught about "the disgusting practice of anal penetration" by a geography teacher who, I think, was having a bad day. Wonder if he's in the Alba party now That sounds much worse than it was hopefully meant to! When teachers go off on rants like that, you wonder what they think they're teaching their students, other than, "our Geography teacher is a fucking headcase, don't set him off". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Having suffered a severe anal fissure after being pegged by my wife, I wish I'd been taught about this stuff at school. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Just now, Kima Greggs said: anal fissure Carrie's doppelganger in the Star Wars porn parodies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Alba's transition to being a Tartan Britain First is now complete. It's a minter that even 1.6% of the turnout last May voted for these creepy weirdos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 (edited) 6 hours ago, scottsdad said: Pretty sure I posted this in the school stories thread, but I was taught about "the disgusting practice of anal penetration" by a geography teacher who, I think, was having a bad day. Wonder if he's in the Alba party now Did your geography teacher approach this lesson in the same way as John Cleese did in that sketch on sex education in the Meaning of Life? I was going to post a link to this but it's maybe a wee bit too explicit for daytime P&B. Edited December 7, 2021 by ICTJohnboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Steiner Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 It'll be interesting to see how the Alba story develops going forward. There's no doubt they are growing rapidly, with defectors jumping from the SNP daily. As a Unionist, I see them as a bigger threat than the SNP. When you scrape through the hysterical nonsense about them being deplorable and homophobic etc, you actually have a party of activists who are 100% committed to independence and haven't been corrupted by cushy jobs and money. Time will tell what happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Didn’t realise that “hysterical nonsense” now meant “observable reality”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 They haven't got cushy jobs and money because they're deranged fruit loops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Steiner Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 On 25/11/2021 at 17:44, Thorongil said: Always, always personal invective from those who can’t take the phenomenon of someone holding a different view from them. So easily angered. Hopefully you've managed to recover from the devastating blow of being called a Salmond shagging b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Steiner Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, welshbairn said: They haven't got cushy jobs and money because they're deranged fruit loops. That's a logical fallacy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Steiner Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 28 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said: Didn’t realise that “hysterical nonsense” now meant “observable reality”. That's because it doesn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 51 minutes ago, Scott Steiner said: There's no doubt they are growing rapidly, with defectors jumping from the SNP daily. The SNP are absolutely thrilled with the folk leaving to join Alba. They aren't exactly taking their best and brightest and it saves them from looking Stalinist for kicking them out the party for being pan-fried weirdos 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, Scott Steiner said: That's because it doesn't. Aw right, I think you’ve used the wrong wording then. Feel free to edit your post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Steiner Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 7 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said: Aw right, I think you’ve used the wrong wording then. Feel free to edit your post. No mate, the correct wording was used. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Steiner Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 11 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: The SNP are absolutely thrilled with the folk leaving to join Alba. They aren't exactly taking their best and brightest and it saves them from looking Stalinist for kicking them out the party for being pan-fried weirdos Not from what I've heard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Scott Steiner said: No mate, the correct wording was used. Oh, so you’re just a clinical moron then. Marvellous. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Scott Steiner said: Not from what I've heard. If you heard anyone at the SNP is upset about Neale Hanvey, Chris McEleney, Alex Arthur and other various anti-semites, racists, transphobes and moon units leaving their party then you have heard wrong. Unless you've been hearing it from one of the remaining weirdos. Edited December 7, 2021 by AsimButtHitsASix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Steiner Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 12 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said: Oh, so you’re just a clinical moron then. Marvellous. Thanks for the benefit of your intellectual wisdom. Now enjoy life in my ever expanding ignore list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Steiner Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: If you heard anyone at the SNP is upset about Neale Hanvey, Chris McEleney, Alex Arthur and other various anti-semites, racists, transphobes and moon units leaving their party then you have heard wrong. Unless you've been hearing it from one of the remaining weirdos. I never mentioned anything about anti-semites, transphobes and moon units. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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