GiGi Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 15 minutes ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: "Nicola, you're a fascist who wants to turn Scotland into a socialist republic" Would like to see the panic if asked to show their working here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betting competition Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Stormzy said: Just back. Voted SNP/ALBA. Got a great feeling. We can do this. Just voted for my mate Dave/Michael Ebenezer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post SANTAN Posted May 6, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 hour ago, GiGi said: Throne of lies, Stormzy. THRONE. OF. LIES. What can I say, I was about to move my right hand downwards towards the Conservative check box when I had a sudden rush of blood, a thousand thoughts rushing through my head all at once, I couldn't move my hand. It was like a movie, I started to hear voices... A voice that I presumed to be @SandyCromarty spoke to me, informed me of all the historically accurate injustices the Scottish people have faced, the voice of @GordonSwhispered to me about how much of a bigot I have been and how I could change all of this...Patrick Harvie squeaked at me that's he's not a freak, that was strange...@WhiteRoseKillie was screaming at me, urging me to leave behind my past and start a new life as a good person that's welcome in Scotland. I even heard a distant voice that sounded like Kincardine, "don't let the tartan gonks win Stormzy..." @Detournement was yelling at me to disregard it all and just burn my ballot paper right there and then. @Romeo asked me if I was raging and @strichenereven popped up telling me irrelevant contrarian points. George Galloways voice came to me, he asked if I would like him to be the Yoon...? Then one voice emerged, booming in loudness in such a way that drowned out all the voices I had heard before, they faded out until all I could hear was this one voice, I couldn't make out who it was at first then it became apparant, it was @lichtgilphead he informed me that he had ran all the manifestos through Grammarly and Alba was the most grammatically accurate. That was the moment when I knew what I had to do. 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Mrs. F_P just arrived home from work via polling Station and is raging at me because I told her that SNP stood for "Sturgeon, Nicola, President" and she had trouble finding this on the ballot paper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 On the verge of (tears) a heads gone at this count thing tbqfhwy. Traditional p&b election night fucking ruined, got the beers in and everything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CambieBud Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Just back. Voted SNP/ALBA. Got a great feeling. We can do this. Fooling absolutely no one Stormtrooper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: On the verge of (tears) a heads gone at this count thing tbqfhwy. Traditional p&b election night fucking ruined, got the beers in and everything. It's ok, you can join the lads by being pissed from lunchtime tomorrow until Saturday night instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: On the verge of (tears) a heads gone at this count thing tbqfhwy. Traditional p&b election night fucking ruined, got the beers in and everything. You really didn't know before today? I feel your pain. At least I had plenty of notice and have had time to come to terms with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Amongst the usual psychopaths, racists, serial killers and dog rapists on the regional list I spotted a party called 'Abolish The Scottish Parliament!' with 'Save £100,000,00 ! a year!' written underneath. I feel the claim of such a saving is less than valid, so they did not get my vote. Maybe they should have put it on the side of a bus. I hear that's the perfect vehicle for messages involving financial figures. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Stormzy said: 'Hilarious' fantasy piece Izn:t stormzi fuNNy. You do know that I voted Green on the list, you absolute walloper? Edited May 6, 2021 by lichtgilphead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 hour ago, The Master said: Just voted. Even after all these years, no matter how many times I look at the ballots before folding them I still get the fear afterwards that I’ve somehow voted for the wrong person/party. One of the advantages of voting by post this year was that I was able to take a photo of my ballots before sending them off. Checked them just now and, despite the crosses definitely being in the correct boxes, I have still managed to semi-convince myself that I have accidentally voted to make Douglas Ross the next First Minister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: Just walked for 10 minutes in the pishing rain to draw a cock and balls on my constituency ballot. An unparalleled commitment to the sacred democratic process there. 2nd vote for the Green m9's Didn't realise there were so many on the list. Do we really need 3 or 4 boot licking, abolish Holyrood parties ? Folk should take photos of their various cock and balls (drawings only please) and we could have a competition for the best one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 11 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Amongst the usual psychopaths, racists, serial killers and dog rapists on the regional list I spotted a party called 'Abolish The Scottish Parliament!' with 'Save £100,000,00 ! a year!' written underneath. I feel the claim of such a saving is less than valid, so they did not get my vote. Maybe they should have put it on the side of a bus. I hear that's the perfect vehicle for messages involving financial figures. I like to see candidates like this. They can, on occasion, steal vital votes from the Tories. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAD Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 SNP/Green in Rutherglen. Was going to vote SNP/SNP right until I got to the booth when I realised not voting for the party putting the biggest issue to face mankind front and centre of its manifesto because some of them are a bunch of smug specky VLs was a bit boomery of me. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 11 minutes ago, lichtgilphead said: Izn:t stormzi fuNNy. You do know that I voted Green on the list, you absolute walloper? Not as funny as you champ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G51 Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 What's the story with the count? Are there no exit polls? Will we get anything at all at 10pm? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 minute ago, GAD said: SNP/Green in Rutherglen. Was going to vote SNP/SNP right until I got to the booth when I realised not voting for the party putting the biggest issue to face mankind front and centre of its manifesto because some of them are a bunch of smug specky VLs was a bit boomery of me. Anyone who didn’t vote SNP/Green or SNP/SNP in the most northerly and southerly regions is a tosser. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I like to see candidates like this. They can, on occasion, steal vital votes from the Tories. UKIP had a candidate too, and under their name was 'Abolish the Scottish parliament'. UKIP though. Who is voting UKIP these days, especially in Scotland, especially in Dundee? What can they possibly offer? What can they possibly stand for? Bizarre waste of £500. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted May 6, 2021 Author Share Posted May 6, 2021 Just back. Voted SNP/ALBA. Got a great feeling. We can do this. Brilliant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betting competition Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, G51 said: What's the story with the count? Are there no exit polls? Will we get anything at all at 10pm? No exit polls, count over Friday/Saturday. Will look for the link someone on here provided what day the constituency will announce the results Edited May 6, 2021 by betting competition 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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