Scottish Parliamentary Elections May 2021

[Miguel Sanchez]

5 minutes ago, The Master said:

Just voted. 

Even after all these years, no matter how many times I look at the ballots before folding them I still get the fear afterwards that I’ve somehow voted for the wrong person/party. 

"One side of my cross isn't long enough, will they count it?"

[NotThePars]

2 minutes ago, SweeperDee said:

SNP/SNP, putting an X beside that dim b*****d Shona Robinson at 10 past 8 this morning was a bit of a sickener. Should have went for green but shat it really.

That's a double L I'm afraid.

[NotThePars]

Someone keep an eye out for any rogue claims that someone marked their ballot papers "w**k, w**k, good guy, w**k" and had it counted. 

[D Angelo Barksdale]

Wait, they're not counting until tomorrow ? What sort of tin pot, glorified parish council nonsense is this ?

Abolish the Shortbread Senate now.

[Blootoon87]

Just voted SNP/Green

[DAFC.]

Voted SNP/Green at 9am. Everyone in my immediate family, 7 others, done the same. Only one that didn't is the yoon uncle. Central Scotland is my seat. 

Everyone I know that is pro-indy is either SNP/Green or SNP/Alba here. Definitely a much different vibe than 2016 where a lot of pro-Indy people voted or SNP/SNP or backed Labour , which people still tend to do in relatively high numbers in Coatbridge for some bizarre reason.

The split in vote could allow some unionists in I think but hopefully the swing from the list vote in 2016 from SNP to Green/Alba here is enough to do damage. 

[Brother Blades]

EXIT POLL!!!!


Going by my (albeit limited sample) exit poll.
SNP will win every constituency & Greens to hoover up all list seats - bar one, for Alba.
Thanks P&B & f**k you IPSOS.

[GordonS]

Convicted racist Jayda Fransen, who is standing against Nicola Sturgeon, had a go at her at a polling place.

 

[TheScarf]

Who’s the *** cunt too pussy to show his face on camera? Someone Dowson?

[doulikefish]

4 minutes ago, TheScarf said:

Who’s the *** c**t too pussy to show his face on camera? Someone Dowson?

Yip

[GNU_Linux]

3 minutes ago, TheScarf said:

Who’s the *** c**t too pussy to show his face on camera? Someone Dowson?

Jim Dowson? Founder of Britain First & all round #staunch.

[Les Cabbage]

34 minutes ago, ayrmad said:

As opposed to sex pests, paedos and their enablers by your logic. 

A man such as yourself voting Alba is about the least surprising thing I’ve read on this website in fairness 

[D Angelo Barksdale]

"Nicola, you're a fascist who wants to turn Scotland into a socialist republic"

[lichtgilphead]

7 minutes ago, TheScarf said:

Who’s the *** c**t too pussy to show his face on camera? Someone Dowson?

@Dawson Park Boy

Have you got a video camera? 

[ayrmad]

Just now, Les Cabbage said:

A man such as yourself voting Alba is about the least surprising thing I’ve read on this website in fairness 

I'll certainly sleep easier giving them my vote, at least I'll not need to consider voting SNP after today, although I could see me being ashamed of it going forward. 

[Salt n Vinegar]

If Sturgeon is being confronted in the street by two fascists, she is obviously doing something right.  

[HTG]

Would have been glorious if she'd just jumped right in and kicked f**k out of that racist boot followed by her staunch pal. 

[Salt n Vinegar]

If BoJo met two fascists in the street, they'd probably end up carrying him shoulder high down the street. 

[D Angelo Barksdale]

Dowson was a perfect metaphor for the North Brits there. Squealing 'I'm a proud Scotsman' whilst cowering behind mummy's skirts.

[Antlion]

2 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

If BoJo met two fascists in the street, they'd probably end up carrying him shoulder high down the street. 

They’d need pretty strong shoulders.