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6 minutes ago, Beans on Toast said:

I thought this was a Tory leaflet at first. How silly of me, all the points probably fit in with the tories but there isn't a single mention of the evil SNP.

 

It's a party for people who know nothing about politics, and care even less.

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I think I’ve mentioned before, but the Scottish Family Party have some genuinely hilarious policies. My personal favourites are:

  • A national certification in character qualities such as good manners, punctuality, personal presentation, trustworthiness and industriousness should be available to all pupils before they leave school
  • Family breakdown leads to more households and, therefore, more energy consumption.  Our policies promoting family stability would, therefore, help reduce carbon emissions
  • It beggars belief that the Scottish Government presents pornography as a valid, normal and natural option for children through sex education in schools.  We would fight this evil

A bunch of absolute nutters. 

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32 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said:

I think I’ve mentioned before, but the Scottish Family Party have some genuinely hilarious policies. My personal favourites are:

  • A national certification in character qualities such as good manners, punctuality, personal presentation, trustworthiness and industriousness should be available to all pupils before they leave school
  • Family breakdown leads to more households and, therefore, more energy consumption.  Our policies promoting family stability would, therefore, help reduce carbon emissions
  • It beggars belief that the Scottish Government presents pornography as a valid, normal and natural option for children through sex education in schools.  We would fight this evil

A bunch of absolute nutters. 

That's tremendous. Big gap in the market for some televangelist from Cupar to rake it in from these crackpots.

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Obsessive or what. 37 (thirty seven) mentions of the words independence or referendum / indyref in one bi-fold flyer. Yet they claim it's the SNP who are obsessed by it. Not one single policy of their own, not one. Their sole policy is SNPbad. Utter charlatans. 20210407_135256.jpeg20210407_135224.jpeg

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Obsessive or what. 37 (thirty seven) mentions of the words independence or referendum / indyref in one bi-fold flyer. Yet they claim it's the SNP who are obsessed by it. Not one single policy of their own, not one. Their sole policy is SNPbad. Utter charlatans. 20210407_135256.thumb.jpeg.72a06d4eb3ef94900850eaf5b5d98c0c.jpeg20210407_135224.thumb.jpeg.69dfbeed9ed29cd8ca36024b123e18d1.jpeg
Interesting to see the Ermine clad rape clause defender more prominent than the leader too....
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1 hour ago, oneteaminglasgow said:

I think I’ve mentioned before, but the Scottish Family Party have some genuinely hilarious policies. My personal favourites are:

  • A national certification in character qualities such as good manners, punctuality, personal presentation, trustworthiness and industriousness should be available to all pupils before they leave school
  • Family breakdown leads to more households and, therefore, more energy consumption.  Our policies promoting family stability would, therefore, help reduce carbon emissions
  • It beggars belief that the Scottish Government presents pornography as a valid, normal and natural option for children through sex education in schools.  We would fight this evil

A bunch of absolute nutters. 

Marital break up being linked to saving the planet is one of the best things I’ve ever seen in politics.

Even the monster raving loonies didn’t go down that road.

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12 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

Marital break up being linked to saving the planet is one of the best things I’ve ever seen in politics.

Even the monster raving loonies didn’t go down that road.

"Look, maybe he does get a bit violent after coming home from the pub, but stop for a moment to consider those carbon emissions".

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5 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

Got this through the door earlier. The absolute state of these utter scum. Total pieces of shit.

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In the Highlands they're essentially saying 'Oppose Transgender Ideology - here's a gay porn star!'

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Just caught the Tories party political broadcast on the BBC.

A couple of minutes of Davidson and then Ross ranting about independence. Literally not a single policy mentioned, aside from ‘focus on rebuilding’.

I’m genuinely embarrassed by that. Someone, somewhere has put it together and thought ‘yep, that looks good’.

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I've just watched the Tory election broadcast and holy f**k it reeks of desperation.

Not one mention of any Tory policy, just Dumb and Dumber with their "SNP bad" mantra.

The soon to be unelected one almost went as far as saying "don't bother with the constituency vote" as she urged every pro-union voter to put their cross beside Tory on the list paper to prevent "smaller pro-independence parties" from holding the balance of power.

And as for the wee shite, he looked like a ventriloquist's dummy with BoJo's fist firmly thrust into his sphincter.

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5 hours ago, Billy Jean King said:

Obsessive or what. 37 (thirty seven) mentions of the words independence or referendum / indyref in one bi-fold flyer. Yet they claim it's the SNP who are obsessed by it. Not one single policy of their own, not one. Their sole policy is SNPbad. Utter charlatans. 20210407_135256.jpeg20210407_135224.jpeg

It's absolutely pathetic. They obviously think they've found a seam that's worth mining, but there's a finite number of votes to be had (altho that's always the case I guess) and I don't think they'll be able to persuade anyone new to the cause. 

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28 minutes ago, Paco said:

Just caught the Tories party political broadcast on the BBC.

A couple of minutes of Davidson and then Ross ranting about independence. Literally not a single policy mentioned, aside from ‘focus on rebuilding’.

I’m genuinely embarrassed by that. Someone, somewhere has put it together and thought ‘yep, that looks good’.

There was a poll today showing that ~50% of their supporters see that as the main issue to be fought. They've obviously been buoyed by the one policy approach being so successful down south. It makes a mockery of politics though. 

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Obsessive or what. 37 (thirty seven) mentions of the words independence or referendum / indyref in one bi-fold flyer. Yet they claim it's the SNP who are obsessed by it. Not one single policy of their own, not one. Their sole policy is SNPbad. Utter charlatans. 20210407_135256.thumb.jpeg.72a06d4eb3ef94900850eaf5b5d98c0c.jpeg20210407_135224.thumb.jpeg.69dfbeed9ed29cd8ca36024b123e18d1.jpeg


The SNP really are the big team, they live in the Torys heads.
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"But casting your party vote for the Scottish Conservatives - even if it's just this one time" (it's in bold on the leaflet as well)

It's actually saying look we know we're a shower of b*****ds so just give us your SNP BAD vote and you don't have to feel too guilty about the horrible policies we'll enact given any kind of power.

Nasty, shameless shower. Patrick Harvie said it best. These people have nothing to offer Scotland.

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