Jacksgranda Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: No idea if I'd be able to get my head around living the rest of my life in such a shrunken universe, or top myself at the first opportunity. If I had to share a cell probably the latter. Zero sympathy for that c**t though. No doubt your cellmate would be thinking along similar lines... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Strangely, it's the thought of the lack of long lies that would have me rattled. It's the first thing I'm craving for after a fortnight offshore, rather than being up by 5am every single day. A long lie at least once a week should be a basic human right. Unless you're him of course. "Yours is a particularly heinous crime. I sentence you to 5 years imprisonment, with no prospect of long lies, nor access to a newspaper when having a shit" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 6 hours ago, welshbairn said: No idea if I'd be able to get my head around living the rest of my life in such a shrunken universe, or top myself at the first opportunity. If I had to share a cell probably the latter. Zero sympathy for that c**t though. Hold off for a few days and you'd probably have the cell to yourself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 6 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Strangely, it's the thought of the lack of long lies that would have me rattled. It's the first thing I'm craving for after a fortnight offshore, rather than being up by 5am every single day. A long lie at least once a week should be a basic human right. Unless you're him of course. Don’t have kids mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnstoun Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Pretty sure that life sentences are automatically appealed, but no doubt there will be frothing over it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 22, 2021 Author Share Posted November 22, 2021 On 30/09/2021 at 16:11, scottsdad said: If they let Colin Pitchfork out, they can let this guy out as well. Colin Pitchfork has been recalled to custody after two months out. He was approaching young women and attempting to cheat lie detector tests, according to reports. Who could have predicted this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 30 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Colin Pitchfork has been recalled to custody after two months out. He was approaching young women and attempting to cheat lie detector tests, according to reports. Who could have predicted this? We use lie detectors in our justice system? I always thought they were largely hopeless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Maybe he appeared on Jeremy Kyle whilst he was out. 'I think my new neighbour might be a nonce' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: Colin Pitchfork has been recalled to custody after two months out. He was approaching young women and attempting to cheat lie detector tests, according to reports. Who could have predicted this? He was originally caught after having circumvented the catch-all DNA testing by getting a mate to submit a sample in his name. Daft fúcker was then bragging about this in the pub within earshot of an off-duty copper. Carried this arrogance into his time in prison as well. A horrible wee nonce. And yes, Colin, you are gay. I trust the PPG results more than I do you, you lying wee shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 When I get out, to avoid suspicion , I'll disguise myself as a world infamous kiddy fiddler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 I preferred him in this picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 24, 2021 Author Share Posted November 24, 2021 "Dead birds" pair are sacked as police officers. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-59389906 It used to be said that there was a 'canteen culture' in the police, maybe that is now a 'Whatsapp culture'. Wayne Couzens was said to share unacceptable images in his private chats with fellow officers, I believe the investigations into that are continuing. I think there's something of the 'lads lads lads' type behaviour about this, people seem to think that things are just game for a laugh and there's no issue with sharing whatever you want in the group chat. Obviously there will always have been people who beahved badly but, for example, I was listening to a podcast about the Worlds End murders the other day. Does anyone think that the police investigating that would have secreted away crime scenes photos in that case and showed them to their mates for a laugh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 (edited) On 22/11/2021 at 15:29, WhiteRoseKillie said: And yes, Colin, you are gay. I trust the PPG results more than I do you, you lying wee shite. I had to google what that is. Doesn't seem very scientific tbh. Edited November 24, 2021 by Detournement 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: Does anyone think that the police investigating that would have secreted away crime scenes photos in that case and showed them to their mates for a laugh? I’m not sure why you would make that connection when you compare how easy it is to take/share pictures now than it was back then. What a pair of wankers those police officers are as well. I hate to think how many selfie’s have been taken next to the recently deceased in a variety of poses and shared in what’s app groups up and down the country over the years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 11 hours ago, throbber said: I’m not sure why you would make that connection when you compare how easy it is to take/share pictures now than it was back then. What a pair of wankers those police officers are as well. I hate to think how many selfie’s have been taken next to the recently deceased in a variety of poses and shared in what’s app groups up and down the country over the years. It’s not just this country. Another instance in recent times were those morgue ghouls that took a selfie with Maradona’s body. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: It’s not just this country. Another instance in recent times were those morgue ghouls that took a selfie with Maradona’s body. At least (presumably) they didn't have sex with it unlike some of our folk! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Minute's silence in Holyrood today for all women who died in the last year at the hands of men. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 43 minutes ago, hk blues said: At least (presumably) they didn't have sex with it unlike some of our folk! A salient point. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 I was chatting earlier with a mate about Neil Harris, it led me to this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Ian_Tomlinson#Simon_Harwood Coppers are cúnts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 On 23/10/2021 at 11:39, Clown Job said: The cynic in me doesn’t believe we will see any real difference in club numbers. I can’t remember the last time an online boycott worked. So did that nightclub boycott go ahead? The discuss around people being injected in pubs and clubs seem to have disappeared 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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