Royal Family Crisis

[Hillonearth]

Nobody but nobody is coming out of this smelling of roses...it's not like it can come as a surprise to anyone that the royal family holds this sort of worldview, given that when their paterfamilias finally pops his clogs he'll be enshrined as the patron saint of casual racism.

The boy Hewitt's not covered himself in glory either...he's allowed himself to be led around by the dick by his decorative but seemingly ludicrously high-maintenance missus and appears to be a bit taken aback at the fact when you quit your "job" you stop getting paid for it.

Edited March 8, 2021 by Hillonearth

[D Angelo Barksdale]

[John Lambies Doos]

The royal family are racist bigots, I for one am truly surprised

[jamamafegan]

Royalists are something else. Absolutely mental.

[BFTD]

7 minutes ago, Hillonearth said:

The boy Hewitt's not covered himself in glory either...he's allowed himself to be led around by the dick by his decorative but seemingly ludicrously high-maintenance missus and appears to be a bit taken aback at the fact when you quit your "job" you stop getting paid for it.

How would he possibly know otherwise? Just the concept of 'money' is alien to these folk.

There's a great reality TV show waiting to be made of Harry running a 7-11.

[Sherrif John Bunnell]

The entire Royal Family be taken to a remote forest and given the Ceausescu special.

[BFTD]

Just now, Pato said:

any opportunity to share my favourite Prince Harry quote from Emma Dent Coad:

But...military hero, just one of the boys, no special favours given...?

[John Lambies Doos]

Royalists are something else. Absolutely mental.

Same as Sevco zombies tbf

[Ross.]

18 minutes ago, Hillonearth said:

The boy Hewitt's not covered himself in glory either...he's allowed himself to be led around by the dick by his decorative but seemingly ludicrously high-maintenance missus and appears to be a bit taken aback at the fact when you quit your "job" you stop getting paid for it.

There’s a fair chance he thinks they did actually play a significant role in his mother’s death(directly or indirectly) and felt forced to participate in the circus that they created around it. I wouldn’t be surprised if he is the one directing it all now as a means of rebelling against them.

[G51]

Ash Sarkar has the correct take on this:

 

 

[DukDukGoose]

1 hour ago, jamamafegan said:

Surprised there isn’t a thread about this.
 
Harry and Meghans Oprah Winfrey interview was aired not long ago in the US and will be beamed in the UK on ITV tonight at 9pm.
 
Normally I’m absolutely not interested in anything to do with the Royals because I can’t stand them and I hate the media driven frenzy surrounding them. However this interview is being described as “explosive” - some serious claims are being made, the stand out one being: “Meghan says one member of the Royal Family had concerns about how "dark" her son Archie's skin would be.” Ooft. Meghan also saying she felt suicidal and comparisons are being drawn towards the treatment of her and Princess Diana.
 
It was little surprise to see a “Meghan bad” story being published just before the interview was aired as Buckingham Palace insiders accused her of being a bully. That’s a coincidence isn’t it?
 
Going to be interesting to see how damaging this might be for the Royal Family in the long run but one things for sure, it’s going to make Daily Express readers/royalist gammons across the country absolutely furious.
 

I would have found it more explosive if they had said the opposite, tbh.

[101]

So their interview wasn't an expose about getting Andy over to the states, waste of airtime

[DA Baracus]

1 hour ago, Junior Pub League said:

The b*****d offspring of Hewitt and that Whore Diana bringing them down and hopefully leading them all to the scaffold is delicious.

State of this by the way

[KingRocketman II]

1 hour ago, Hillonearth said:

Nobody but nobody is coming out of this smelling of roses...it's not like it can come as a surprise to anyone that the royal family holds this sort of worldview, given that when their paterfamilias finally pops his clogs he'll be enshrined as the patron saint of casual racism.

The boy Hewitt's not covered himself in glory either...he's allowed himself to be led around by the dick by his decorative but seemingly ludicrously high-maintenance missus and appears to be a bit taken aback at the fact when you quit your "job" you stop getting paid for it.

in the words of this Royal watcher.... 

[Moomintroll]

1 hour ago, Junior Pub League said:

The b*****d offspring of Hewitt and that Whore Diana bringing them down and hopefully leading them all to the scaffold is delicious.

Why would they all start listening to Lily the Pink?

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

I’ll qualify this by saying im not a royalist, ive no time for the concept of people being elevated above others a consequence of birth. 
See heres the thing though, the royals had the chance to score a massive PR boom in the midst of millenial culture by getting behind and supporting them, welcoming a non white person into the family etc (wouldnt bother me but im not a mouth foaming racist) would have broken down barriers in the british societal psychy at a time when arguably its needed. 
On Harry, hes actually the only one of the royals ive any time for, the british press (and possibly the duke) hounded and killed his mother then they forced him, a child, to march about london behind her coffin for what would have been the 1990’s version of social media clout/pr. The guy grew up a but messed up, the partying/being an arsehole/nazi stuff and then joined the army and screwed the nut to the point where people who’ve worked under him have commented that he was an exceptional infantry soldier who properly mucked in whilst in Afghan, again, his career ruined by the media. So he reaches out and creates a brilliant charity in the invictus games and helps break down the stigma of mental health. But still gets painted as a wrong un because he had the audacity to marry a lassie who was black and knocked back Piers Morgan when he asked her out. Whole thing absolutely reeks of institutional and media racism and the people being outraged by it all like Shilton and all the pinkest of gammon fuckers just really contributes to all that. 
All these folk having a go at a wee ginger guy who on the face of it appears to do quite a bit of good, yet ignoring his absolute wrong yin paedo Uncle who’s apparently the Queens favoruite. 
Get the whole family and theyre hingers on right in the sea.

[eindhovendee]

1 hour ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said:

The British media and establishment have really shown their true colours over the last few years with Prince Andrew and Meghan.

 

The Royals have a genuine nonce in their midst which should be the main Royal news story until the cunto is locked up but the English media have a black person to try and blame for "something".

Piers Morgan is foaming at the mouth and RW newspaper readers have a new cause to get behind and they will all tell how they are not racist, its just reasons.
 

 

[Benjamin_Nevis]

2 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said:

I’ll qualify this by saying im not a royalist, ive no time for the concept of people being elevated above others a consequence of birth. 
See heres the thing though, the royals had the chance to score a massive PR boom in the midst of millenial culture by getting behind and supporting them, welcoming a non white person into the family etc (wouldnt bother me but im not a mouth foaming racist) would have broken down barriers in the british societal psychy at a time when arguably its needed. 
On Harry, hes actually the only one of the royals ive any time for, the british press (and possibly the duke) hounded and killed his mother then they forced him, a child, to march about london behind her coffin for what would have been the 1990’s version of social media clout/pr. The guy grew up a but messed up, the partying/being an arsehole/nazi stuff and then joined the army and screwed the nut to the point where people who’ve worked under him have commented that he was an exceptional infantry soldier who properly mucked in whilst in Afghan, again, his career ruined by the media. So he reaches out and creates a brilliant charity in the invictus games and helps break down the stigma of mental health. But still gets painted as a wrong un because he had the audacity to marry a lassie who was black and knocked back Piers Morgan when he asked her out. Whole thing absolutely reeks of institutional and media racism and the people being outraged by it all like Shilton and all the pinkest of gammon fuckers just really contributes to all that. 
All these folk having a go at a wee ginger guy who on the face of it appears to do quite a bit of good, yet ignoring his absolute wrong yin paedo Uncle who’s apparently the Queens favoruite. 
Get the whole family and theyre hingers on right in the sea.

Agree with this. 

If one of the Queen's sons being a massive lying nonce isn't a "Royal Family Crisis", a barely alive Prince Phillip displaying concern over a baby's skin colour will barely cause a ripple. Schoolchildren of the future will look back at the United Kingdom in 20th and early 21st centuries in wonderment at what a bunch of utterly insular servile weirdos British people were. 

[Jambomo]

Prince Phillip has been a racist for years so news that the Royal Family are racist is the least surprising thing coming out of all of this.

Is anyone actually going to watch this show? I doubt that any of them, Harry and Meghan included, are going to come out of this looking good. We should become a republic and get rid of all of them, they actually don’t have any useful purpose at all.

Edited March 8, 2021 by Jambomo

[Bairnardo]

1 hour ago, Have some faith in Magic said:

Every single person involved in this spat are absolutely dreadful people and the more down and dirty it gets the funnier it becomes. 

Hell mend them all. 

 

 

 

Key point there.... This is absolutely hilarious.

 

Literally everyone involved (except the kids) and everyone who is raging about this is getting EXACTLY what they deserve with hopefully more to come. Shower of absolute worst c***s with zero grip on reality ripping eachother apart in front of the public gallery they are supposed to be "reign over", Its like if the Blairdrummond Chimp island entered into full on, shite throwing civil war