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On 01/04/2021 at 11:06, Sweet Pete said:

Went to a job in Kilmarnock town centre one day. Rang the door and when answered said I'm here to fix whatever. Fella sighed heavily and said, you want next door. He then, very patiently to be fair to him, explained that this happens constantly as there are a block of houses in the middle of the street which are called a different street name, just these 4 in the middle of a large street, and the numbers are the same, next door to each other but for a few feet between them. Absurd.

Where is this?

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29 minutes ago, mathematics said:

Where is this?

Right next to Rugby Pugby, across the road from the bowling club. South Hamilton Street maybe? A few houses on the left hand side of the road (opposite side from the bowling club and Rugby Park) are called Something Court but it's in the middle of an existing street and not well sign posted. The number of one house is the same as that of the property next door to it as one is Something Court and the other is Something Street, but they are literally next door to each other and only a few feet apart.

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5 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said:

Right next to Rugby Pugby, across the road from the bowling club. South Hamilton Street maybe? A few houses on the left hand side of the road (opposite side from the bowling club and Rugby Park) are called Something Court but it's in the middle of an existing street and not well sign posted. The number of one house is the same as that of the property next door to it as one is Something Court and the other is Something Street, but they are literally next door to each other and only a few feet apart.

I think your fibbing. You just couldn’t be arsed going to the job.

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10 minutes ago, Wile E Coyote said:

That is fucking mental. I am guessing from the post they don't have a lot of money so take what you can get for free until you are able to get something that does suit you better

c**t's oot that way have delusions of grandeur.

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That is fucking mental. I am guessing from the post they don't have a lot of money so take what you can get for free until you are able to get something that does suit you better
Somebody on the Dumfries page wanted a free TV because he was skint and the one he had wasn't compatible with sky Q.

Even more bizarrely, the couple of people who pointed out he can't be that skint if he can afford sky Q got rounded on by some other freeloading c***s.
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7 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

House for sale,  ‘bran new’ fence sold separately:

 

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Seems a bit grippy- just include £150 quid in the house price.

Bet the bugger takes all the lightbulbs with him when he moves on the grounds he paid for them.

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41 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Maybe with the money the guy who posted it can invest in some punctuation and general literacy lessons?

I have a suspicion that he/she genuinely thinks the phase is 'bran new'.  We need to be a wear of such idiocy. 

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8 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

I have a suspicion that he/she genuinely thinks the phase is 'bran new'.  We need to be a wear of such idiocy. 

The type of person who says "bone apple tea".

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