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I predict a 1-0 victory to a resurgent Tommy Wright led Kilmarnock. Possibly with a scummy, potentially offside, goal from Lafferty who will, as a celebration, mime taking his phone out of his pocket and take a picture of his dick.

The TV camera will then pan to Micky Mellon who, in the throws of realising his team has fucked their top 6 hopes, will have a disgusted look on his face. Nobody will be surprised though, as that's what he looks like normally.

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1 hour ago, Ric said:

I predict a 1-0 victory to a resurgent Tommy Wright led Kilmarnock. Possibly with a scummy, potentially offside, goal from Lafferty who will, as a celebration, mime taking his phone out of his pocket and take a picture of his dick.

The TV camera will then pan to Micky Mellon who, in the throws of realising his team has fucked their top 6 hopes, will have a disgusted look on his face. Nobody will be surprised though, as that's what he looks like normally.

 

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1 hour ago, Ric said:

The TV camera will then pan to Micky Mellon who, in the throws of realising his team has fucked their top 6 hopes, will have a disgusted look on his face. Nobody will be surprised though, as that's what he looks like normally.

Absolutely savage, I pray Micky doesn’t see this.

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Sky should have been all over this game.

 It has it all, twists, turns and a dive or two . Completely unpredictable due to both sides ability to spectacularly self destruct.

Shadowy American money men skulking in the background and starring the glamorously rejuvenated Tommy Wright, the Cher of Scottish Football.

Amazed sky box office didn't snap it up as a guaranteed money spinner.

 

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14 minutes ago, killiekranky said:

Sky should have been all over this game.

 It has it all, twists, turns and a dive or two . Completely unpredictable due to both sides ability to spectacularly self destruct.

Shadowy American money men skulking in the background and starring the glamorously rejuvenated Tommy Wright, the Cher of Scottish Football.

Amazed sky box office didn't snap it up as a guaranteed money spinner.

 

Probably more appropriate for HBO with the amount of tits that will be on the pitch imo.

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