DA Baracus Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Godzilla did make a bit of an arse of things in his last film, taking a good hiding before he ran away and hid in some mad nuclear underwater chamber. He did prevail in the end mind, so we can maybe put that performance down to rustyness. With the rust shaken off, I'm confident he can smash a big seething primate. Why is Kong always seething anyway? He needs to calm the f**k down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Poor mans Wasps v Bees 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 1 hour ago, coprolite said: You'd think godzilla has it in the bag but he's struggled against a moth before, and gorillas are harder than moths. OT, Is King Kong actually a freakishly big gorilla or a separate species? There is an actual thing called insular gigantism where isolated members of a species increase in size over time - not to the comedy extent of King Kong though. Peter Jackson's version gave it the scientific name Megaprimatus kong, which marks it as a separate species from the gorilla, which has the zero-effort-expended scientific name Gorilla gorilla. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 24 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: There is an actual thing called insular gigantism where isolated members of a species increase in size over time - not to the comedy extent of King Kong though. Peter Jackson's version gave it the scientific name Megaprimatus kong, which marks it as a separate species from the gorilla, which has the zero-effort-expended scientific name Gorilla gorilla. Godzilla would beat Megatron. Grimlock v Godzilla might be closer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Godzilla wouldn't just kick f**k out of King Kong, he'd skin him alive and wipe his arse with the furry hide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 They should team up and recognise their true enemy, humanity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 17 minutes ago, NotThePars said: They should team up and recognise their true enemy, humanity. Similarly, we should forget about climate change and focus our efforts on ants; the sugar-stealing b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Kong with a significant reach advantage but giving away a few hundred thousand pounds to his more experienced opponent. That said unless Kong is fireproof it'll be grilled gorilla sandwhiches all day long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Godzilla wouldn't just kick f**k out of King Kong, he'd skin him alive and wipe his arse with the furry hide. With those wee arms? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 (edited) 33 minutes ago, GiGi said: sandwhiches Edited February 1, 2021 by Hedgecutter bug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Oh god. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Kong with a significant reach advantage but giving away a few hundred thousand pounds to his more experienced opponent. That said unless Kong is fireproof it'll be grilled gorilla sandwhiches all day long.I think they nerfed the fire breath in the last movie making it more difficult and taxing for Zilla to use it. Imagine he misses! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 On 31/01/2021 at 18:26, BFTD said: f**k knows how they'll pull that off. The whole Batman v Superman thing only takes longer than the split-second it would take Superman to kill Batman in any number of ways because Superman is hobbled by morality. Batman would play dirty by getting his mate, Commissioner Gordon to investigate Superman's undocumented immigrant status. Failing to produce a birth certificate results in Superman being taken down to the border and dumped on the Mexican side. Superman, being a law abiding sort, accepts his fate and begins a new life bringing down the drug cartels. "Look up there. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Ay caramba! It's Supergringo." I can feel a pitch to Netflix coming on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, Curmudgeon said: Batman would play dirty by getting his mate, Commissioner Gordon to investigate Superman's undocumented immigrant status. Failing to produce a birth certificate results in Superman being taken down to the border and dumped on the Mexican side. Superman, being a law abiding sort, accepts his fate and begins a new life bringing down the drug cartels. "Look up there. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Ay caramba! It's Supergringo." I can feel a pitch to Netflix coming on. I seem to remember hearing that they did a Superman storyline where America was being cunty, so he thought "f**k yees then" and focused on other parts of the world. We're bound to have a comic book expert who'll remember more. Quite fancy the idea of Supes turning his back on Metropolis to sort out the neds in some wee Scottish village. Be a nice holiday for him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Kong vs. Godzilla will see them team up against someone for sure. Loads of people suggesting Mechagodzilla, and I could imagine Monarch or the government working on something like that behind the scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 22 hours ago, Hillonearth said: There is an actual thing called insular gigantism where isolated members of a species increase in size over time - not to the comedy extent of King Kong though. Peter Jackson's version gave it the scientific name Megaprimatus kong, which marks it as a separate species from the gorilla, which has the zero-effort-expended scientific name Gorilla gorilla. Different genus too. Interesting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Kong. Literally snapped a couple of T Rex's heids aff in the film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Are Jamiroquai doing a single for this one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpInTheAyr Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 On 31/01/2021 at 21:10, D.A.F.C said: One is a big monkey the other is a giant radioactive dinosaur that can shoot laser beams or breathe fire and heal himself. Complete mismatch. edit it seems like Kong has grown 150 feet since his last film so maybe closer than I first thought. Yup, they mentioned he was only a baby in Skull Island. Hopefully they have a half decent script for the new film, the last one was verging on criminal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Kong would be sneaky and prepare a trap to immobilise Godzilla... ...he'd use Gorilla glue .. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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