btb Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 You get them for Christmas but there's always one sweet that nobody likes - we're down to the Double Deckers in the Celebrations tub and there ain't nobody gonna eat them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, btb said: You get them for Christmas but there's always one sweet that nobody likes - we're down to the Double Deckers in the Celebrations tub and there ain't nobody gonna eat them. Watch me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi Shandrix Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Oh yeah Double Deckers, fucking garbage. Also I'm looking at you Bounty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Bounty and Double Decker are excellent confectionery. Éclairs however can get fired into the sun (which would make them slightly more chewable). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 38 minutes ago, btb said: You get them for Christmas but there's always one sweet that nobody likes - we're down to the Double Deckers in the Celebrations tub and there ain't nobody gonna eat them. I'm calling bs for three reasons 1- nobody dislikes double decker 2-if they did they wouldn't admit it in public as it is a mark of wrongun 3- there are no double deckers in celebrations. They're in Heroes. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Double Deckers are fantastic, especially out the fridge. Spoiler Let's no start another should chocolate be kept in the fridge debate, eh lads? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 It's usually the twix that are left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 The one I've always seen left is bounties which is a bonus for me as they are by far the best in a box of celebrations. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btb Posted January 22, 2021 Author Share Posted January 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, coprolite said: I'm calling bs for three reasons 1- nobody dislikes double decker 2-if they did they wouldn't admit it in public as it is a mark of wrongun 3- there are no double deckers in Celebrations. They're in Heroes. We got one of each and when both were half empty I put them into one tub my apologies for confusing the matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Nevermind the ones that are left, what about the ones that are gone in a flash? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 12 minutes ago, btb said: We got one of each and when both were half empty I put them into one tub my apologies for confusing the matter. That was the least serious charge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekhibee88 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Nae Double Deckers in my celebrations ! Twix, Mars and Bounties were last to go. The malteasers and galaxy caramel are first ti go 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 The wee Creme Egg sweets in the Heroes selection never get touched in our house as too sickly sweet. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Never mind your modern mini chocolate bars - who fucking eats cremes? About a third of a tin of Quality Street ends up being fucking cremes. To paraphrase Billy Connolly, it's like they've got a warehouse somewhere packed full of orange and strawberry creme that they have to unload. What happened to ginger anyway? He wasn't wrong, the old-school selection boxes always left in a chocolate ginger just to really f**k with somebody's evening. Better than lark's vomit, I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Folk that leave chocolates are deffo OTFW. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erih Shtrep Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Purchasing Celebrations and Heroes are clues towards a poor upbringing. Lindt is by far the best readily available chocolate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Erih Shtrep said: Purchasing Celebrations and Heroes are clues towards a poor upbringing. Lindt is by far the best readily available chocolate. I get they wee chocolate seashells at Xmas, because they are amazing and because i'm a classy classy man Edited January 22, 2021 by Bairnardo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcor Roar Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Galaxy caramels get launched in the bucket in our house. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Clearly there needs to be some kind of sorting house for chocolate selection boxes. You can all give me your chocolate money, I'll buy the requisite number of boxes and swap the contents around so nobody ends up with a handful of something that everyone in their household hates. One caveat: you may end up with a box of Quality Street cremes. But that's life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, Falcor Roar said: Galaxy caramels get launched in the bucket in our house. You should be launched in the fucking bin for suggesting that. Anyways, mini "boost" bars should be introduced to the heroes tins. Very underrated chocolate bar IMO. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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