Cosmic Joe 1,657 Report post Posted January 12 According to Half Man Half Biscuit there is surely nothing worse than washing sieves (with the possible exception of being Garth Crooks). Anyone out there in disagreement with this assertion? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miguel Sanchez 9,607 Report post Posted January 12 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philpy 2,622 Report post Posted January 12 Aye, but can he do it on a cold rainy Tuesday night in Stoke?? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BFTD 6,440 Report post Posted January 12 You just know that, as soon as the cameras were off, Littlejohn was complaining about not being allowed to use that word himself, bloody PC, world's gone mad, etc. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cosmic Joe 1,657 Report post Posted January 12 In fairness, being Richard Littlejohn is almost certainly worse than being Garth Crooks and washing sieves put together 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BFTD 6,440 Report post Posted January 12 5 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: In fairness, being Richard Littlejohn is almost certainly worse than being Garth Crooks and washing sieves put together Littlejohn at least gets paid for being a p***k, so I'll see that and raise you being a raging purple-faced fan of his work. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bernardblack 1,523 Report post Posted January 12 Is there a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve_Wilkos 1,006 Report post Posted January 12 Not loving Jeremy Clarkson with every fibre of your being. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
8MileBU 5,672 Report post Posted January 12 3 hours ago, Angusfifer said: According to Half Man Half Biscuit there is surely nothing worse than washing sieves (with the possible exception of being Garth Crooks). Anyone out there in disagreement with this assertion? An itchy arse whilst wearing boxing gloves. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miguel Sanchez 9,607 Report post Posted January 12 2 hours ago, BFTD said: Littlejohn at least gets paid for being a p***k, so I'll see that and raise you being a raging purple-faced fan of his work. This chat seems to be focusing on the wrong person from that video 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jamamafegan 6,550 Report post Posted January 13 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BFTD 6,440 Report post Posted January 13 I seem to have missed the Garth Crooks heel turn. I remember him as part of the plucky Charlton Athletic side that struggled against relegation from the old First Division, where they seemed to quite like him, and then he got a fair number of plaudits for his work with the PFA. At some point after that, folk seemed to go right off him, but I missed why, and now it's just an accepted fact that he's a walloper. Do we have a "Things you don't know, but are scared to admit" thread? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cardinal Richelieu 7,299 Report post Posted January 13 (edited) 13 hours ago, Angusfifer said: According to Half Man Half Biscuit there is surely nothing worse than washing sieves (with the possible exception of being Garth Crooks). Anyone out there in disagreement with this assertion? And conversely, is there anything better in life than writing on the soul of your slipper with a biro (on a Saturday night instead of going to the pub) ? Edited January 13 by Cardinal Richelieu 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Academically Deficient 705 Report post Posted January 13 13 hours ago, bernardblack said: Is there a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets? Is it TV irritant, Phil Cool? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tamthebam 9,941 Report post Posted January 13 On 12/01/2021 at 19:53, Angusfifer said: According to Half Man Half Biscuit there is surely nothing worse than washing sieves (with the possible exception of being Garth Crooks). Anyone out there in disagreement with this assertion? Knobheads on Quiz Shows? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyAnchor 6,361 Report post Posted January 14 I'd disagree but the Chigley skins might find me 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ylf 1,098 Report post Posted January 14 washing a cheese grater 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stellaboz 6,094 Report post Posted January 16 Cups and mugs that no matter how much you clean them, still have tea stains. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Melanius Mullarkey 23,495 Report post Posted January 16 (edited) On 13/01/2021 at 12:02, Academically Deficient said: Is it TV irritant, Phil Cool? Fucking hell. Beast from the past there! The rubber faced c**t I think my old man used to call him. Or maybe he meant me. ETA autocorrect however I’m not changing it back as it’s probably true. Edited January 16 by Melanius Mullarkey 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alta-pete 1,759 Report post Posted January 16 24 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Cups and mugs that no matter how much you clean them, still have tea stains. Wee scoot of bleach, top up with boiling water. Leave. You’re welcome. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
