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You just know that, as soon as the cameras were off, Littlejohn was complaining about not being allowed to use that word himself, bloody PC, world's gone mad, etc.

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5 minutes ago, Angusfifer said:

In fairness, being Richard Littlejohn is almost certainly worse than being Garth Crooks and washing sieves put together

Littlejohn at least gets paid for being a p***k, so I'll see that and raise you being a raging purple-faced fan of his work.

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3 hours ago, Angusfifer said:

According to Half Man Half Biscuit there is surely nothing worse than washing sieves (with the possible exception of being Garth Crooks). 

Anyone out there in disagreement with this assertion? 

An itchy arse whilst wearing boxing gloves.

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I seem to have missed the Garth Crooks heel turn. I remember him as part of the plucky Charlton Athletic side that struggled against relegation from the old First Division, where they seemed to quite like him, and then he got a fair number of plaudits for his work with the PFA. At some point after that, folk seemed to go right off him, but I missed why, and now it's just an accepted fact that he's a walloper.

Do we have a "Things you don't know, but are scared to admit" thread?

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13 hours ago, Angusfifer said:

According to Half Man Half Biscuit there is surely nothing worse than washing sieves (with the possible exception of being Garth Crooks). 

Anyone out there in disagreement with this assertion? 

And conversely, is there anything better in life than writing on the soul of your slipper with a biro (on a Saturday night instead of going to the pub) ?

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On 12/01/2021 at 19:53, Angusfifer said:

According to Half Man Half Biscuit there is surely nothing worse than washing sieves (with the possible exception of being Garth Crooks). 

Anyone out there in disagreement with this assertion? 

Knobheads on Quiz Shows?

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On 13/01/2021 at 12:02, Academically Deficient said:

Is it TV irritant, Phil Cool?

Fucking hell. Beast from the past there! 


The rubber faced c**t I think my old man used to call him. 

Or maybe he meant me.

ETA autocorrect however I’m not changing it back as it’s probably true.

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