Cosmic Joe Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 According to Half Man Half Biscuit there is surely nothing worse than washing sieves (with the possible exception of being Garth Crooks). Anyone out there in disagreement with this assertion? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Aye, but can he do it on a cold rainy Tuesday night in Stoke?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 You just know that, as soon as the cameras were off, Littlejohn was complaining about not being allowed to use that word himself, bloody PC, world's gone mad, etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 12, 2021 Author Share Posted January 12, 2021 In fairness, being Richard Littlejohn is almost certainly worse than being Garth Crooks and washing sieves put together 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 5 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: In fairness, being Richard Littlejohn is almost certainly worse than being Garth Crooks and washing sieves put together Littlejohn at least gets paid for being a p***k, so I'll see that and raise you being a raging purple-faced fan of his work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Is there a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Not loving Jeremy Clarkson with every fibre of your being. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Angusfifer said: According to Half Man Half Biscuit there is surely nothing worse than washing sieves (with the possible exception of being Garth Crooks). Anyone out there in disagreement with this assertion? An itchy arse whilst wearing boxing gloves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 2 hours ago, BFTD said: Littlejohn at least gets paid for being a p***k, so I'll see that and raise you being a raging purple-faced fan of his work. This chat seems to be focusing on the wrong person from that video 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 I seem to have missed the Garth Crooks heel turn. I remember him as part of the plucky Charlton Athletic side that struggled against relegation from the old First Division, where they seemed to quite like him, and then he got a fair number of plaudits for his work with the PFA. At some point after that, folk seemed to go right off him, but I missed why, and now it's just an accepted fact that he's a walloper. Do we have a "Things you don't know, but are scared to admit" thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 (edited) 13 hours ago, Angusfifer said: According to Half Man Half Biscuit there is surely nothing worse than washing sieves (with the possible exception of being Garth Crooks). Anyone out there in disagreement with this assertion? And conversely, is there anything better in life than writing on the soul of your slipper with a biro (on a Saturday night instead of going to the pub) ? Edited January 13, 2021 by Cardinal Richelieu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 13 hours ago, bernardblack said: Is there a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets? Is it TV irritant, Phil Cool? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 12/01/2021 at 19:53, Angusfifer said: According to Half Man Half Biscuit there is surely nothing worse than washing sieves (with the possible exception of being Garth Crooks). Anyone out there in disagreement with this assertion? Knobheads on Quiz Shows? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 I'd disagree but the Chigley skins might find me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 washing a cheese grater 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Cups and mugs that no matter how much you clean them, still have tea stains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 (edited) On 13/01/2021 at 12:02, Academically Deficient said: Is it TV irritant, Phil Cool? Fucking hell. Beast from the past there! The rubber faced c**t I think my old man used to call him. Or maybe he meant me. ETA autocorrect however I’m not changing it back as it’s probably true. Edited January 16, 2021 by Melanius Mullarkey 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 24 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Cups and mugs that no matter how much you clean them, still have tea stains. Wee scoot of bleach, top up with boiling water. Leave. You’re welcome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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