Arabdownunder Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 12 hours ago, ICTChris said: Danish TV has started a new show for children aged four to eight about John Dillermand, who has adventures with the worlds largest penis. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/06/john-dillermand-denmark-launches-childrens-tv-show-man-giant-penis Here's John using his penis to help with his barbeque This is the most disturbing and disgraceful thing I've ever seen. Teaching kids that its OK to pour petrol on a barbeque 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 4 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: This is the most disturbing and disgraceful thing I've ever seen. Teaching kids that its OK to pour petrol on a barbeque All over the fucking food too. Ah, the sweet taste of gasoline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 13 minutes ago, BFTD said: Ah, the sweet taste of gasoline. And knob cheese, probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Just watched the first one on YouTube. Didn’t understand a lot of the lingo but some of it was close enough to German that I picked it up. They should show it in the evenings. I laughed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 49 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: And knob cheese, probably. Something rotten in the state of Denmark? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Yeah, you really don't need to understand the lingo to work out what's going on. I've no doubt it'll be terribly popular with the kids in Denmark. Haven't shown it to my teenager yet, but I guarantee he'll find it hilarious as he still laughs at anything involving poo and bums. 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: And knob cheese, probably. Roasted or toasted? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Poo and bums are funny, Godammit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 7 hours ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: Poo and bums are funny, Godammit. Don't forget farts too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 On 07/01/2021 at 09:52, BFTD said: Yeah, you really don't need to understand the lingo to work out what's going on. You just know that there'll be loads of Danish primary school kids running about the playground smacking their knobs off of various things after this. My class had one guy who ran about with his knob out one day, and that was without inspiration. That said, this was the guy who recently got arrested for having intimate relations with a taxi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 On 06/01/2021 at 22:31, Enigma said: No, but my uncle Billy had a 10 foot willy. That's a coincidence, my uncle Billy lost his willy in the USA. No doubt there's loads of variants on this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, ParsJake said: That's a coincidence, my uncle Billy lost his willy in the USA. No doubt there's loads of variants on this. 'on the motorway' for me. Always wondered how it happened in that particular setting tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 7 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: 'on the motorway' for me. Always wondered how it happened in that particular setting tbh. From what I remember, and this is going back a good while, the full version was - Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away Uncle Billy lost his willy in the USA. Inspirational stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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