John Lambies Doos Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 If he was in anyway a Scottish fisherman it would've been for bringing class A drugs in from his made up fishing trip.Real question would be, did he vote for Brexit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Wish I’d thought about this earlier, could have tacked an extra day onto my 3 days last week for Thanksgiving [emoji45] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Speak for yourself. Yeah, I really pissed off with that accusation. Edited November 30, 2020 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 32 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: He looked like TC Campbell. That's some fucking lump on his heid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Cant help but feel its a bit of a sham having St Andrews day celebrations since we bottled indy in 2014. Bit of a riddy. Meaningless cultural symbols in lieu of meaningful political autonomy sounds about right for the No vote TBF (to be fair) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 He is also a patron saint of both Russia and Ukraine. Hopefully the lads in Donbass have put down their AK-47s today in a mutual show of #respect 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 8 hours ago, G51 said: The arse end of November might be the worst possible time to have a national day. We may not all agree about the merits and dangers of independence but I think we could probably all agree that if its to be done it should be done in the Summer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: That's some fucking lump on his heid. If you think that’s bad, you should see St John’s wort. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 This patron saint thing is a bit of a gimmick. https://www.catholic.org/saints/patron.php From ‘abandoned children’ to ‘Zutphen (Netherlands)’ with everything in between including chilblains and sheds. You’d have to be pretty shit to be the patron saint of chilblains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 This patron saint thing is a bit of a gimmick. https://www.catholic.org/saints/patron.php From ‘abandoned children’ to ‘Zutphen (Netherlands)’ with everything in between including chilblains and sheds. You’d have to be pretty shit to be the patron saint of chilblains. When I was in Cyprus I visited the church of St Mamés, the patron saint of tax evaders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 23 minutes ago, ICTChris said: When I was in Cyprus I visited the church of St Mamés, the patron saint of tax evaders. Be a bit of a cold shoulder from St Matthew then, he was a tax collector. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Be a bit of a cold shoulder from St Matthew then, he was a tax collector. Mamés is also the patron saint of broken bones so clearly he couldn’t evade everything.The church is really beautiful. It was closed when we visited but there were flocks of starlings flying around the arches as the day drew to a close, lovely. I like visiting churches but my favourites are the Orthodox churches in Cyprus. There’s such a contrast, they are often very rural and basic but have such ornate icons, beautiful buildings and decorations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Why does Scotland celebrate Gary Lineker's birthday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Why does Scotland celebrate Gary Lineker's birthday?We like Crisps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 On 30/11/2020 at 22:08, Granny Danger said: This patron saint thing is a bit of a gimmick. https://www.catholic.org/saints/patron.php From ‘abandoned children’ to ‘Zutphen (Netherlands)’ with everything in between including chilblains and sheds. You’d have to be pretty shit to be the patron saint of chilblains. They should promote St Jude to something more important and give lost causes to St Mirren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Maradona day? Every country should have one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 On 30/11/2020 at 22:08, Granny Danger said: This patron saint thing is a bit of a gimmick. https://www.catholic.org/saints/patron.php From ‘abandoned children’ to ‘Zutphen (Netherlands)’ with everything in between including chilblains and sheds. You’d have to be pretty shit to be the patron saint of chilblains. Do you think they ever sit down and compare note "I got carpets. What about you?" "I got door handles. Was hoping I would get the whole door and maybe windows too." "No you don't want that. Too much responsibility. I was offered rugs, linoleum and floor tiles as well but carpets is enough for me." "Okay. Patron Saint of Carpets it is. I think I might do a swap with Elias. Patron Saint of soft furniture sounds pretty good to me." "Good luck with that." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Do you think they ever sit down and compare note "I got carpets. What about you?" "I got door handles. Was hoping I would get the whole door and maybe windows too." "No you don't want that. Too much responsibility. I was offered rugs, linoleum and floor tiles as well but carpets is enough for me." "Okay. Patron Saint of Carpets it is. I think I might do a swap with Elias. Patron Saint of soft furniture sounds pretty good to me." "Good luck with that." You’re asking Granny to concede the existence of an afterlife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G51 Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 So according to that link, Mary Magdalene is the patron saint of reformed prostitutes, penitent sinners, sexual temptation, contemplatives and glove makers. At what point does making this woman our patron saint become a no-brainer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 36 minutes ago, NotThePars said: You’re asking Granny to concede the existence of an afterlife Good point. Personally I find it unlikely that you arrive at the pearly gates and you are met by someone who wants to see your stamp collection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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