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The General Services Administration informed federal departments on Monday night that it has ascertained Biden to be the winner of the presidential election, according to an email obtained by CNN.
"In accordance with the Presidential Transition Act of 1963, as amended, today, November 23, 2020, the GSA Administrator has ascertained Joseph R. Biden and Senator Kamala Harris the apparent successful candidates for the offices of President and Vice President, respectively," Mary Gilbert, the Federal Transition Coordinator, wrote in an email to federal department contacts.

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I think the final thing that flipped Trump to conceding was his top lawyer dripping hair dye down his cheeks. Donald's weirdly particular about hair care, and seeing that happen to the nearly bald Giuliani in full glare of the cameras was the final straw. He was supposed to be the tough guy who would mix it up and sort it all out, and he turned out to be an old guy who couldn't find the 4 Seasons Hotel and ended up on a sidewalk next to a porn shop, with cubicles.

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I think the final thing that flipped Trump to conceding was his top lawyer dripping hair dye down his cheeks. Donald's weirdly particular about hair care, and seeing that happen to the nearly bald Giuliani in full glare of the cameras was the final straw. He was supposed to be the tough guy who would mix it up and sort it all out, and he turned out to be an old guy who couldn't find the 4 Seasons Hotel and ended up on a sidewalk next to a porn shop, with cubicles.


Yea. I think Donald seeing his ciphers on TV looking like shit is the closest he’ll get to a self-realisation.


Apparently Tucker is shepherding the lumpen away from him as well.
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12 hours ago, welshbairn said:

I think the final thing that flipped Trump to conceding was his top lawyer dripping hair dye down his cheeks. Donald's weirdly particular about hair care, and seeing that happen to the nearly bald Giuliani in full glare of the cameras was the final straw. He was supposed to be the tough guy who would mix it up and sort it all out, and he turned out to be an old guy who couldn't find the 4 Seasons Hotel and ended up on a sidewalk next to a porn shop, with cubicles.

Yup.  Or that lawyer who was so unhinged in her accusations of malfeasance that even Trump jr had to deny she had anything to do with the family - even though Trump himself selected her to lead the press conference.

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A welcome return to Twitter from Trump who retweeted this ever so slightly bizarre video from the guy who was abducted by aliens in Independence Day...

 

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23 minutes ago, RiG said:

A welcome return to Twitter from Trump who retweeted this ever so slightly bizarre video from the guy who was abducted by aliens in Independence Day...

 

It's kind of ruined Independence Day for me to find out that guy the guy who plays a total oddball is that much of an oddball.

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You have to be a special kind of person to throw non stop insults at some for 60 seconds calling them a "small dicked bitch" or "you fat bitch, lose some weight!" and then as soon as they turn round and tell you to get the hell out of a shop you think they're the one who is triggered.

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I'm keen to learn more about this 'cancelling Christianity'. Presumably it would just be like the J.K. Rowling backlash that she's moaned about incessantly in ever single media outlet since, so folk dingieing the Pope on Twitter and such, no buying new editions of the Bible.

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