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The Mango Mussolini is no more. Share your favourite memories of the Cheeto-in-Chief here and let's give the Tango Terror the send off he deserves

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Probably the only day he actually enjoyed inside the Oval Office and also the most Kubrickian image of the Presidency ever to emerge. Haunting.

 

My favourite weird Trump brag meanwhile was when he claimed apropos of nothing to have broken all of Elton John's records - “I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No, we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look, I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really, we do it without, like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical – the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth, right? The brain. More important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important.”

 

Finally, the best Trump insult. There's a hundred you could go for here and some really well deserved disses flung at worthy candidates such as Little Mike Bloomberg or Steve Bannon (who cried like a dog) but I think the one that most comes back to me is when he went after Robert de Niro after he gave a "f**k Trump" speech at the Tony Awards - 

Thirty-six hours after De Niro drew a standing ovation by crying “f**k Trump” at the Tony awards, the president responded by attacking the two-time Oscar winner as a “very low IQ individual”.

He wrote: “Robert De Niro, a very Low IQ individual, has received too many shots to the head by real boxers in movies. I watched him last night and truly believe he may be ‘punch-drunk’.”

Trump then went on to brag about the economy in a follow up tweet, adding a final jibe: “Wake Up Punchy!”

 

Share your favourite, or least favourite, memories of Putin's Puppet as we all get ready to welcome the President-Elect: Sleepy Joe Biden in for four years of calm and serenity.

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There’s good people on both sides.

Not sure he’ll repeat that when getting spit roasted in prison.

 

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2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Total Eclipse: Trump Ignores Pleas of 'Don't Look!' to Stare Directly at  the Sun

Is that when his wife and child son listened to the advice on not looking directly at the sun and the big wet president went ahead and did it anyway?

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That Elton John spiel is verbatim what I said in my last job interview when asked to give an example of when I went above the call of duty.

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-Calling the troops losers.

-Not taking the security services or Pentagon seriously. The story where he makes the 5 star generals give him the briefings in pictures as he can't be arsed reading. Then ignores the photos of missiles pointed at Tehran and asks them if they want milkshakes. 

-sleepy Joe, crooked Hilary, low energy Jeb, phoney Kamala, little Marco, cryin Chuck, Pocahontas, little rocket man, Jeff Bozo and countless more. 

- his behaviour at the G7/G20 summits

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- infecting half the white house with covid and leaving all the Maga chuds stranded in the snow.

That's just for starters.

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Dreadful man, the worst kind. A bullying sociopath and compulsive liar. Glad to see the back of him, might bring some much needed stability. So in short, this is my favourite trump moment.

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Finally people stood up and told the idiot to GTF. This is a favourite of mine. What a fu*king disgraceful, ignorant man.

For the Mexican holiday of Cinco de Mayo, Donald Trump posted a photo of himself eating a taco bowl to Facebook and Twitter, captioned, “Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!”

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When they laid their hands on him like he was the second coming

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1 minute ago, marty_j said:

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When they laid their hands on him like he was the second coming

Only for Hannity.

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54 minutes ago, NotThePars said:

The Mango Mussolini is no more. Share your favourite memories of the Cheeto-in-Chief here and let's give the Tango Terror the send off he deserves

Rosner-Fast-Food-Trump.thumb.jpg.094ebf5b2f328141d99c91042903ed92.jpg

Probably the only day he actually enjoyed inside the Oval Office and also the most Kubrickian image of the Presidency ever to emerge. Haunting.

 

My favourite weird Trump brag meanwhile was when he claimed apropos of nothing to have broken all of Elton John's records - “I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No, we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look, I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really, we do it without, like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical – the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth, right? The brain. More important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important.”

 

Finally, the best Trump insult. There's a hundred you could go for here and some really well deserved disses flung at worthy candidates such as Little Mike Bloomberg or Steve Bannon (who cried like a dog) but I think the one that most comes back to me is when he went after Robert de Niro after he gave a "f**k Trump" speech at the Tony Awards - 

Thirty-six hours after De Niro drew a standing ovation by crying “f**k Trump” at the Tony awards, the president responded by attacking the two-time Oscar winner as a “very low IQ individual”.

He wrote: “Robert De Niro, a very Low IQ individual, has received too many shots to the head by real boxers in movies. I watched him last night and truly believe he may be ‘punch-drunk’.”

Trump then went on to brag about the economy in a follow up tweet, adding a final jibe: “Wake Up Punchy!”

 

Share your favourite, or least favourite, memories of Putin's Puppet as we all get ready to welcome the President-Elect: Sleepy Joe Biden in for four years of calm and serenity.

Fucking hell only seen that photo for the first time the other day and thought it was a photoshop  :lol:

 

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When it seemed he went through a weird stage of standing funny.

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The constant portrayal of what is clearly offal poured into an ill fitting suit,  as a muscular, attractive alpha shagger by Ben Garrison and other followers.

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