Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 31 minutes ago, coprolite said: This is the most deviant post i' ve ever seen. More deviant than King Kebab's Octopus period? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 11 hours ago, tamthebam said: Perhaps they should come up with something nice for St Andrews Day. Banning bagpipes would be good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 48 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: More deviant than King Kebab's Octopus period? I'll level with you, i don't get this reference at all so i googled it. Octopus donner looks delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 When creating the 2021 thread, please either wear pants or change to a less reflective bread-bin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: Apologies to the baby reindeer but the thought of fruit cake with marzipan and icing got the better of me. Marzipan is for BEASTS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 20 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Marzipan is for BEASTS Away you go. Battenberg is fucking amazing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 You can buy several varieties of Hot Cross Bun in Morrisons right now surely that kicks Christmas into touch ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MP_MFC Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 The thread to save 2020. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 23, 2020 Author Share Posted October 23, 2020 1 hour ago, sugna said: When creating the 2021 thread, please either wear pants or change to a less reflective bread-bin. I’m not sure what you’re seeing, but it definitely isn’t my naked lower half. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 23, 2020 Author Share Posted October 23, 2020 1 minute ago, mathematics said: I’m not sure what you’re seeing, but it definitely isn’t my naked lower half. That said, @throbber would be proud of that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 5 hours ago, coprolite said: I'll level with you, i don't get this reference at all so i googled it. Octopus donner looks delicious. Hard to believe but the King Kebab thread was worse than that photo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 8 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Marzipan is for BEASTS You are fake news. Only distinguished gentlemen with sophisticated palates can appreciate the true magnificence of marzipan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 21 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Only Kenneth Williams buys those nasty pies. https://m.facebook.com/the90sdecade/videos/701121280037388/ Harry Enfield's sons latest boyfriend would as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 24, 2020 Author Share Posted October 24, 2020 MINCE PIE WATCH 2020 Back by popular demand (genuinely, some people are weird) is the much loved Mince Pie Watch. Use this handy guide to help with your online shopping as we stare out of the window and wish for better times. ASDA EXTRA SPECIAL LUXURY MINCE PIES SIZE: Small. 3/10 CRUST: Structurally sound. Decent taste. 7/10 FILLING: Tasty. Filled the void. 7/10 LID: Poorly executed. 4/10 BONUS: Dirty unionists get no bonus. 0/10 PAIRING: Pair these with a glass of Alain Grignon Carignan 2019. MPW2020 Score: 21/50. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewing Taffies Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 Iced mince pies are the business. I can now no longer go back to normal mince pies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Love mince pies [emoji122] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 26, 2020 Author Share Posted October 26, 2020 ASDA EXTRA SPECIAL DEEP FILLED MINCE PIES SIZE: Big pies, but the sides might actually be too tall. 9/10 CRUST: Structurally sound at first, collapsed later. Decent taste. 5/10 FILLING: Tasty. Filled the substantial void. 8/10 LID: Slightly too well toasted, uneven sprinkling. 6/10 BONUS: Dirty unionists get no bonus. 0/10 PAIRING: Pair these with a glass of Barossa Ink 2017. MPW2020 Score: 28/50. The Story so Far: ASDA EXTRA SPECIAL DEEP FILLED MINCE PIES: 28/50 ASDA EXTRA SPECIAL LUXURY MINCE PIES 21/50 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 (edited) I had a Tesco rum spiced one today, pretty bogging so will use that as a lower bench mark once you've had it. Edited October 27, 2020 by 101 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 1, 2020 Author Share Posted November 1, 2020 MINCE PIE WATCH 2020 MR KIPLING DEEP FILLED MINCE PIES SIZE: Tiny. Made for ants. 2/10 CRUST: Pale, thick, pointless. 3/10 FILLING: filled the tiny void. Dry and not at all moreish. 2/10 LID: Pale, ugly, unappealing . 2/10 BONUS: None. As bad as ever. 0/10 PAIRING: Pair these with your nearest bin liner. MPW2020 Score: 9/50. The Story so Far: ASDA EXTRA SPECIAL DEEP FILLED MINCE PIES: 28/50 ASDA EXTRA SPECIAL LUXURY MINCE PIES 21/50 MR KIPLING DEEP FILLED MINCE PIES 9/50 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 c**t at ma work was putting his Xmas tree up this weekend. Roaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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