welshbairn Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Was Chris caught wanking on a Zoom call? Yes, but it wasn't his fault, he thought his webcam was switched off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 Just now, welshbairn said: Yes, but it wasn't his fault, he thought his webcam was switched off. Phew! Bill Gates to blame again no doubt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 We're more video based now, but had quite a few phone conference style meetings earlier. I'm careful to stay on mute if I'm not speaking this allows certain freedoms. I have only stretched that to going to the toilet, that's allowed surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holiday Song Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 There’s a screenshot of the call going about that looks pretty genuine... he’s actually totally naked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 It's a worry. I know IT can take control of your PC remotely to correct the fūck ups that you've made or install stuff correctly. Who is to say they don't cruise the cameras of unsuspecting employees who might have decided to have naked day or put their pile ointment on within range of the camera? Apart from peeing when I should have been l listening my worst sin is lack of shirt ironing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 20, 2020 Author Share Posted October 20, 2020 32 minutes ago, The Other Foot said: So does everyone already know the ICTChris story, or am I going to have to be the one who asks... 19 minutes ago, GiGi said: I like how the OP has chucked ICTChris under the bus through poor phrasing. On the other hand maybe he is just a mad deviant. Aye, apologies to ICTChris. ICTChris has not been caught wanking on Zoom, at least not that I know of. He does however start threads asking if P&Bers have done anything similar to a topical news story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 To be honest it's one of the great surprises of this year that this sort of thing hasn't happened more frequently.Probably has, just with people who don't have the same profile.Reminded me of 'Sandwich Van' which went viral around Aberdeen one afternoon, although it's obviously far easier to forward a string of emails that the content of a Zoom meeting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's a worry. I know IT can take control of your PC remotely to correct the fūck ups that you've made or install stuff correctly. Who is to say they don't cruise the cameras of unsuspecting employees who might have decided to have naked day or put their pile ointment on within range of the camera? Apart from peeing when I should have been l listening my worst sin is lack of shirt ironing. I've got a bit of tape over the webcam on mine just in case. Anyone wanting to see me naked has got to pay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I've got a bit of tape over the webcam on mine just in case. Anyone wanting to see me naked has got to pay. Amex? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 There’s a screenshot of the call going about that looks pretty genuine... he’s actually totally naked. [emoji52][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 4 hours ago, TheScarf said: Bet he's related to Peter. I heard he's Wunfy's affluent cousin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: I heard he's Wunfy's affluent effluent cousin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, The Holiday Song said: There’s a screenshot of the call going about that looks pretty genuine... he’s actually totally naked. Spoiler The reactions are amazing. A full on cornucopia of emotions. The girl in the middle is loving it. Edit - I have been informed that this might not be completely genuine. Edited October 20, 2020 by Stevie Aitken's Love Child 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 34 minutes ago, Stevie Aitken's Love Child said: Reveal hidden contents The reactions are amazing. A full on cornucopia of emotions. The girl in the middle is loving it. Edit - I have been informed that this might not be completely genuine. This will leave a terrible stain on his character... As well as his computer chair. ©Mrs. Nosejob 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diegomarahenry Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 I've not had to put my camera on for many meetings* but I have a bluetooth headset that means I can wander about my house, put a washing on etc when I am on mute. I went for a piss last week and deliberately aimed for the side just in case I had made a horrendous error of judgement. *Not that I am wanking in them regardless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 5 hours ago, Stevie Aitken's Love Child said: Hide contents The reactions are amazing. A full on cornucopia of emotions. The girl in the middle is loving it. Edit - I have been informed that this might not be completely genuine. Michelle Obama doesn't look overly impressed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 10 hours ago, diegomarahenry said: I've not had to put my camera on for many meetings* but I have a bluetooth headset that means I can wander about my house, put a washing on etc when I am on mute. I went for a piss last week and deliberately aimed for the side just in case I had made a horrendous error of judgement. *Not that I am wanking in them regardless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 On 20/10/2020 at 09:48, coprolite said: I have let go of a huge rasping fart when i thought i was on mute. The VC thingy we use highlights the picture of anyone making noise. I just pretended nothing happened. I realise farting and wanking are different pastimes, but it seems relevant. Imagining something like the camera work on Unviversty challenge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brummie Clyde Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 I have let go of a huge rasping fart when i thought i was on mute. The VC thingy we use highlights the picture of anyone making noise. I just pretended nothing happened. I realise farting and wanking are different pastimes, but it seems relevant. I just love the mental image of you dropping a huge bomb, then your rosy-cheeked face coming up on everyone's screen [emoji3526] and presumably trying to look nonchalant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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