Arch Stanton Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 hour ago, bennett said: Is the Um Bongo advert acceptable to post nowadays? Fuckall wrong with it. From memory... "Way down deep in the middle of the jungle A hippo took an apricot a guava and a mango He put them altogether and he danced a dainty tango The rhino said "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo" Um Bongo Um Bongo they drink it in the Congo The python picked the passionfruit The marmoset the mandarin The parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in in So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo Um Bongo Um Bongo, the drink it in the Congo". Just a load of jungle animals having a song, a dance and a wee drink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 It's too orangey for crows, it's just for me and my dog. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 They're tasty, tasty, very, very tasty ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 You can't get better than a Kwik-Fit fitter We're the boys to trust! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Cadbury’s Fruit and Nut with the music from the Nutcracker.....“Everyone’s a Fruit and Nut case.......” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 What's it called...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 3 hours ago, Antlion said: Not sure if it qualifies as a jingle but I also remember (in cold fury) the tag line at the end of the adverts for the Time Capsule in Coatbridge. An annoying brat in a rubber ring squeaking, ”it’s the biggest fun in a million years!” I was talking to someone about this recently. There was also a song on the advert that was something like "The Time Capsule, Monklands, The Time Capsule, Monklands, If you take a trip down the M8 Motorway..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 I am The Boss - And some things make me cross; But even I'm delighted, To eat United! I sing many of these jingles in the car. Those b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 3 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Cadbury's Caramel launched with a sexy animated rabbit, and that was before Who Framed Roger Rabbit? came out. Some utter deviants working in animation. Mind the late Eighties/early Nineties period when late-night TV was full of ads for 0898 phone chat lines that, worryingly, people must have used. The first one started the trend of being five seconds long and consisting of nothing but the phone number being repeated twice (OH-EIGHT-NINE-EIGHT-TWENNYWON! TWENNYWON! TWENNYWON!), which every other advert copied. Except for the one about speaking to priests that you want to know, of course. Oh-eight-nine-one FIFTY! FIFTY! FIFTY! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Newbornbairn Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Would you credit it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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coprolite Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 5 hours ago, bennett said: Is the Um Bongo advert acceptable to post nowadays? I only remember it being some animals saying they drink it on the congo and listing some fruit. Nothing wrong with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 4 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Cadbury's Caramel launched with a sexy animated rabbit, and that was before Who Framed Roger Rabbit? came out. Some utter deviants working in animation. You probably shouldn't Google "Who provided the voice for the Cadbury's Caramel rabbit." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Soul Glow, just let your soul glow. Also is it just me who actively won’t buy a product if the advert annoys me? Go compare can gtf as can that really shite advert for city blinds on the radio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 36 minutes ago, coprolite said: I only remember it being some animals saying they drink it on the congo and listing some fruit. Nothing wrong with that. Have a look at my post from earlier today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 17 minutes ago, Shotgun said: You probably shouldn't Google "Who provided the voice for the Cadbury's Caramel rabbit." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Pea and ham, fae a chicken? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Arch Stanton said: Have a look at my post from earlier today. Fair play, your memory works better than mine. Good work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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