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Classic Scottish comedy sketch about swearing


crispy

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Hi folks,

I have a faint recollection of a classic Scottish comedy sketch about swearing. I’m sure it’s something like 20 ways Scottish people use “f*ck”. The sketch must be at least 15 years old and feels like a Ronnie Corbett or Stanley Baxter style sketch but haven’t been able to find out. I think it might’ve been on the bbc. Anyone got any ideas? It’s an educational piece for someone who doesn’t speak English as their first language.

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The one thing that always gets me in Scotland is the non-offensive use of the word c**t. It's a compliment being called a Good c**t! Then there's Anycunt, Somecunt, Everycunt, that c**t, they c***s. No one batters an eyelid 😂😂

 

I remember as an 8 year old boy I was telling my Mum about my day at School and I was talking about how we pick teams for playtime fitbaw. I was saying "And Graeme would shout everycunt line up against the wall" and my Mum tore me a new one, she detests that word! I genuinely thought it meant Everyone 😂😂😂. The joys of growing up in the centre of Govan!

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7 minutes ago, Ingo ohne Flamingo said:

The one thing that always gets me in Scotland is the non-offensive use of the word c**t. It's a compliment being called a Good c**t! Then there's Anycunt, Somecunt, Everycunt, that c**t, they c***s. No one batters an eyelid 😂😂

 

I remember as an 8 year old boy I was telling my Mum about my day at School and I was talking about how we pick teams for playtime fitbaw. I was saying "And Graeme would shout everycunt line up against the wall" and my Mum tore me a new one, she detests that word! I genuinely thought it meant Everyone 😂😂😂. The joys of growing up in the centre of Govan!

I lived in England until i was 6 and picked up some of the local Aberdeenshire dialect on day 1 at my new school. Day 2 got off to a bad start. My Mum told me to tie my laces and i responded "f**k off you b*****d" and got skelped within an inch of my life. 

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