crispy Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 (edited) Hi folks, I have a faint recollection of a classic Scottish comedy sketch about swearing. I’m sure it’s something like 20 ways Scottish people use “f*ck”. The sketch must be at least 15 years old and feels like a Ronnie Corbett or Stanley Baxter style sketch but haven’t been able to find out. I think it might’ve been on the bbc. Anyone got any ideas? It’s an educational piece for someone who doesn’t speak English as their first language. Edited October 7, 2020 by crispy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nae Union Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 Fucked if I know mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy Posted October 7, 2020 Author Share Posted October 7, 2020 f**k (=well), between us we might even be able to compile the list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 Sounds a bit like Parliamo Glasgow but I don't think Baxter would have got away with it. Recent bit from Billy Connolly, sure he's done a longer version a while back.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Waldo Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 Is it the realy old Billy Connolly - Getifa ya bassa - sketch ? Or Billy explaining the use of the word 'f**k'? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5wAOvZCBI9Y PS. Still the funniest man alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 f**k OFF NOSEY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Swearing is disgusting imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Swearing is disgusting imo. Also imhfo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 f**k OFF NOSEY ARTHUR DALEY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Nothing to do with a Scottish comedy sketch but DILLIGAF. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Swearing is disgusting imo. You're disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 43 minutes ago, Eednud said: Nothing to do with a Scottish comedy sketch but DILLIGAF. I saw Kevin Wilson in Dundee in the 90s. Abolutely disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingo ohne Flamingo Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 The one thing that always gets me in Scotland is the non-offensive use of the word c**t. It's a compliment being called a Good c**t! Then there's Anycunt, Somecunt, Everycunt, that c**t, they c***s. No one batters an eyelid I remember as an 8 year old boy I was telling my Mum about my day at School and I was talking about how we pick teams for playtime fitbaw. I was saying "And Graeme would shout everycunt line up against the wall" and my Mum tore me a new one, she detests that word! I genuinely thought it meant Everyone . The joys of growing up in the centre of Govan! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 7 minutes ago, Ingo ohne Flamingo said: The one thing that always gets me in Scotland is the non-offensive use of the word c**t. It's a compliment being called a Good c**t! Then there's Anycunt, Somecunt, Everycunt, that c**t, they c***s. No one batters an eyelid I remember as an 8 year old boy I was telling my Mum about my day at School and I was talking about how we pick teams for playtime fitbaw. I was saying "And Graeme would shout everycunt line up against the wall" and my Mum tore me a new one, she detests that word! I genuinely thought it meant Everyone . The joys of growing up in the centre of Govan! I lived in England until i was 6 and picked up some of the local Aberdeenshire dialect on day 1 at my new school. Day 2 got off to a bad start. My Mum told me to tie my laces and i responded "f**k off you b*****d" and got skelped within an inch of my life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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