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Hampden Diehard

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1 - Mobile devices jammed on public transport.  No one else wants to hear your barked conversation, shite choice in music, or those hilarious youtube clips.  Buy a paper.

2 - People being tasered for dropping litter.  Ditto householders who dump their crap out on the street.

3 - Banning darkened windows in cars; the drivers are almost always fannies with pish music blaring out the open windows, driving far too fast.

4 - Banning the duck lips look for women.  Who is telling these people that this is a good look?  It especially galling to see it on women who look great underneath it.

5 - Vehicles not using indicators when turning the corner bursting into flames.

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1 hour ago, Hampden Diehard said:

1 - Mobile devices jammed on public transport.  No one else wants to hear your barked conversation, shite choice in music, or those hilarious youtube clips.  Buy a paper.

2 - People being tasered for dropping litter.  Ditto householders who dump their crap out on the street.

3 - Banning darkened windows in cars; the drivers are almost always fannies with pish music blaring out the open windows, driving far too fast.

4 - Banning the duck lips look for women.  Who is telling these people that this is a good look?  It especially galling to see it on women who look great underneath it.

5 - Vehicles not using indicators when turning the corner bursting into flames.

RIP Audi and bmw owners

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1. Put a stop to grouse shooting and replace it with Morris Dancer hunting. Give the buggers a 5 minute head start and then go after them with everything available. Dogs, shotguns (not me), man traps, the lot. Sell tickets and broadcast it on National TV. Open it up to gambling and wait for the money to roll in

2. Make architects live in the housing schemes they design.

3. Anyone who posts Daily Mail-esque Facebook rants about immigrants to be deported...somewhere.

4. Prevent anyone who has ever been a regular on 'Saturday Night Live' from making films.

5.  Make it a hanging offence to have consensual sex with anyone who voted for Boris Johnson, Donald Trump or Nigel Farage.

I could do this all night

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1. Socialism done properly. See Portugal.

2. A place for repeat offenders (especially thieves, muggers and the like) to be sent away to. See Australia. Only half kidding.

3. Social Media only to be used as a platform for businesses, sports, news, etc - the little people shouldn't be allowed to reply. That's what Pie and Bovril is for. Or Mumsnet.

4. Manners/Rudeness. Not many have manners in this age. People are rude. Just be nice. This place is an example of the sheer crap that people think it's ok to say and do to others.

5. Memes. Express your feelings and thoughts in word form or don't bother.

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Ban white socks.

Make the incorrect use of apostrophes a criminal offence.

Ban text talk.

Without mayonnaise to be the norm. You have to ask for it.

Outlaw those stupid bags that kids and older folk who should know better wear across their torso.

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On 06/10/2020 at 22:39, scottmcleanscontacts said:

3. Social Media only to be used as a platform for businesses, sports, news, etc - the little people shouldn't be allowed to reply. That's what Pie and Bovril is for. Or Mumsnet.

More Mumsnetters coming on here and getting their tits out.

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1 hour ago, scottmcleanscontacts said:
2 hours ago, Hauzen said:
More Mumsnetters coming on here and getting their tits out.

I'm going to make a sweeping assumption that they don't get their tits out on Mumsnet so surely even more unlikely on here?

They already have on here. 

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On 05/10/2020 at 04:58, Shotgun said:

2. Make architects live in the housing schemes they design.

When my parents moved into a new build estate someone told them the guy on the corner was the architect (he wasn't, I think he was a retired accountant or something). My Mum went raging at him about the kitchen floor and some plumbing issue and he just stood a bit bewildered and nodded sympathetically. Kindly he phoned the builder and got it sorted. 

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