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1 hour ago, Szamo's_Ammo said:

Starting sentences with "so" is everywhere now.

Even on this once proud website.

So, I have been guilty of this in conversation in the past, but the greater crime against humanity is the misuse of ‘of’.  I would of, he could of, they should of.  I can sort of understand it in speech but how can someone write it down that way?

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One that always gets me, although it’s not one you hear often, is the phrase ‘kit clash’ when talking about two team playing against each other in kits that are similar colours.

A ‘kit clash’ is exactly how it should be - i.e kits that do not go together.

It’s a ‘kit match’ you want to avoid!

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12 minutes ago, The Great Stagsby said:

"Ross County have made a great start to the season."

I'm not sure it counts as a cliche(?), but it's definitely something I'm sick of hearing. Still being said by various pundits at the point where our results read WWDLDLL and we were on 3 less points than at the same stage last season 👀

Your league position wasn't as good though, equally Livi made a poor start but after 2 wins in recent games we're only 3 points worse off than at the same stage last season.

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On 27/09/2020 at 11:17, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Does the word 'tekkers' count as new? I don't remember hearing it until about ten years ago.

I'd cheerfully murder anyone talking about "good tekkers" and feel entirely justified.

This one is really irritating.

On 27/09/2020 at 11:32, Szamo's_Ammo said:

Read on another thread but making player or club names plural.

"Your Giggs's, your Rooneys, your Ferdinands..."

This one has maybe been going on for a while but it is annoying and seems to be becoming common again.

 

On 27/09/2020 at 15:49, LIVIFOREVER said:

He just about did enough to keep it out, when he did keep it out. 

He just about got to it to score, yep you've guessed it, he did score. These fuckwits don't seem to understand that just about doing something means you didn't bloody manage to do it. 

I think the "just about" annoys me the most. ITV commentators love it.

Not a cliche but it really annoys me when people say X player or team "could have scored 3" when they hadn't yet scored 2 (or 1) as if the game would continue in the same vein. Similar to that "it was going on 6 or 7" but it was actually only 2.

"We're going to do everything we can/to the best of our abilities to get a result" - you better be, don't let me hear you say anything to the contrary

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1 hour ago, Ranaldo Bairn said:

Sorry, you're off here.

A player's left foot is always "favoured". Just as it is always "cultured".

He struck it with his left, his favoured foot.  He struck it with his favoured foot, the left.

His favoured left foot still suggests there may be one he doesn’t fancy.

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On 27/09/2020 at 11:17, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Does the word 'tekkers' count as new? I don't remember hearing it until about ten years ago.

I'd cheerfully murder anyone talking about "good tekkers" and feel entirely justified.

Did that not start on Soccer AM a few years back? That's certainly the first place I heard it.

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