Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 6 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Based on my assumption that these 3 things are connected, I wish I'd known your wife was a can-can dancer. She more of cant- cant dancer these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 1. Paint colour samples should be checked in both daylight and artificial light conditions before committing. 2. There is absolutely no downside whatsoever to deactivating your Facebook account. 3. I’m an Aspie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 Took me til about 35 to work out that most women are cock daft. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 21 hours ago, Funky Nosejob said: 1. Paint colour samples should be checked in both daylight and artificial light conditions before committing. 2. There is absolutely no downside whatsoever to deactivating your Facebook account. 3. I’m an Aspie. The feeling of liberation this gives you is difficult to put into words. "PM me ***" no more Extended family racists no more Advertising of shite homemade Christmas gifts no more 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 13, 2020 Author Share Posted September 13, 2020 On 11/09/2020 at 18:31, Deanburn Dave said: Embarrassed Pornhub watcher found. No, that would be a colleague of mine who had brought his own laptop to give a society talk. Auto-predict did its job when he typed in www.p for all to see up on the big projector screen. Great way of kicking off a 40 min long talk as a guest lecturer. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 5 hours ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: The feeling of liberation this gives you is difficult to put into words. "PM me ***" no more Extended family racists no more Advertising of shite homemade Christmas gifts no more Barely humorous memes posted 6 years ago now shared as memory no more. Competitions to win a sausage supper from a local chippy that requires a like & share no more. Another video explaining how/why to wear a face mask no more. Links to what was the lead story on the news this morning no more. Invitations to make charity donations in lieu of birthday presents you weren’t going to buy no more. On the plus side, I get to choose for myself what, if anything, I should be outraged about each day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 I'm shocked folk had to sign up to FB to realise it's absolute horseshit designed for attention seeking fannies. Mark Zuckerberg is one of the worst human beings ever to grace this planet. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 I'm shocked folk had to sign up to FB to realise it's absolute horseshit designed for attention seeking fannies. Mark Zuckerberg is one of the worst human beings ever to grace this planet. I honestly think in 10/15 years time, we will look back in horror at social media in general. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 I discovered a year or so back that when trying to match paint, you can add black/white accordingly to get a near-perfect match. I discovered that my bank here will let me take the maximum amount out twice in the same day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 (edited) On 12/09/2020 at 12:57, Funky Nosejob said: 1. Paint colour samples should be checked in both daylight and artificial light conditions before committing. 36 minutes ago, hk blues said: I discovered a year or so back that when trying to match paint, you can add black/white accordingly to get a near-perfect match. My original facepalm moment was in the 90’s when, having spent most of the day painting my hall cornflower blue, I turned on the lights that evening to be met by an unexpected battleship grey. Lesson learned, I later managed to stop Mrs. Nosejob committing to a mustard yellow/gold colour matched by B&Q from a wallpaper sample, that duly turned from perfect match to diarrhoea brown under standard incandescent bulbs. We’ve also owned a chorded beanbag that changed from chocolate brown in daylight to olive green under artificial light. Edited September 14, 2020 by Funky Nosejob 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Funky Nosejob said: My original facepalm moment was in the 90’s when, having spent most of the day painting my hall cornflower blue, I turned on the lights that evening to be met by an unexpected battleship grey. Lesson learned, I later managed to stop Mrs. Nosejob committing to a mustard yellow/gold colour matched by B&Q from a wallpaper sample, that duly turned from perfect match to diarrhoea brown under standard incandescent bulbs. We’ve also owned a chorded beanbag that changed from olive green in daylight to chocolate brown under artificial light. Another paint learning experience I had was when I ran out of paint (a hallway- ladders, extensions etc were needed. , it never happens in a small room, does it) so i nipped out and bought another can and finished the job. Looked good until I turned on the light later and it was as clear as day that the colour was the same but at the same time different. Checked the cans - one was matt, the other silk. Fuckety f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 I honestly think in 10/15 years time, we will look back in horror at social media in general. I genuinely hope so. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 1. By pulling out the flaps on anImagine my disappointment when you start a post like this, only to end up talking about fucking stock cubes. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Social media would be great if people weren’t all utter fucking c***s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Tommy Robinson manages Motherwell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 On 11/09/2020 at 13:45, Bairnardo said: I’ve heard rumours that fancy shoe’d dandy @Shandön Par has been round my house quite a lot lately sniffing around Mrs B when I’m out at work. However it turns out she thinks I’m the better ride! FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 On 14/09/2020 at 18:20, carpetmonster said: Social media would be great if people weren’t all utter fucking c***s. Tbf, FB is infrequently handy in the 'people you wish you knew were best avoided much earlier' department. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Social media would be great if people weren’t all utter fucking c***s. Might be the case too that people wouldn't be c***s if social media was great. Actually, no, you're spot on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Wish I'd invested in hand sanitiser and sourdough companies 9-12 months ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 30, 2020 Author Share Posted September 30, 2020 Squeezing the tea bag against the side of the mug with your spoon (or any other utensil) makes your tea taste bitter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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