DA Baracus Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 (edited) I'm currently watching Armageddon. It's a genuinely ludicrous film but also an absolutely brilliant film. An actual 10/10. So much fucking nonsense yet so much excellence. Tremendously amusing, great soundtrack and a top cast. So please discuss. Quotes, plot logic (or lack of!), cast and so on. "He's got space dementia!" Edited September 5, 2020 by DA Baracus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 What are you doing with a gun in space? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 3, 2020 Author Share Posted September 3, 2020 (edited) I'm saying it. It makes more sense to send up experienced drillers. The NASA folk aren't actually astronauts and haven't been in space. They know the theory but the theory can be taught, as it is to the roughnecks. The drillers are supervised by folk who know the theory well. They have 14 days. It would take longer to teach the NASA folk drilling, including the practice drills (pun not intended), than it would to describe a theory to the roughnecks. The drillers have years of experience of drilling across multiple terrains/environments. They know things the theory can't teach. They can deal with unexpected variables. The NASA folk have loads of experience of flying in Earth's atmosphere, but zero in space. They aren't actually experts. The roughnecks are. Therefore it makes more sense for NASA to send the experts, supervised by the theorists. Edited September 3, 2020 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 3, 2020 Author Share Posted September 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: What are you doing with a gun in space? The most USA thing ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 11 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I'm saying it. It makes more sense to send up experienced drillers. The NASA folk aren't actually astronauts and haven't been in space. They know the theory but the theory can be taught, as it is to the roughnecks. The drillers are supervised by folk who know the theory well. They have 14 days. It would take longer to teach the NASA folk drilling, including the practice drills (pun not intended), than it would to describe a theory to the roughnecks. The drillers have years of experience of drilling across multiple terrains/environments. They know things the theory can't teach. They can deal with unexpected variables. The NASA folk have loads of experience of flying in Earth's atmosphere, but zero in space. They aren't actually experts. The roughnecks are. Therefore it makes more sense for NASA to send the experts, supervised by the theorists. Affleck made this point to Michael Bay and was told to shut up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 American components Russian components - all made in Taiwan! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 3, 2020 Author Share Posted September 3, 2020 (edited) The military folk, along with the president and his silly lackeys, are the biggest morons in the film. They all want to detonate the nukes ASAP just because they lose contact for a bit. They know it will be useless and won't save the Earth. It's an exceptionally stupid decision that dooms every single person on the planet to death. Edited September 3, 2020 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 3, 2020 Author Share Posted September 3, 2020 Get off...the nuclear...warhead.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Deep Impact is better. It has Morgan Freeman. It doesn't have a shitey Aerosmith song on its soundtrack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 3, 2020 Author Share Posted September 3, 2020 How did no one forsee the Paris impact? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 3, 2020 Author Share Posted September 3, 2020 Just now, Arch Stanton said: Deep Impact is better. It has Morgan Freeman. It doesn't have a shitey Aerosmith song on its soundtrack. That's a good film but they're very different movies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: I'm currently watching it. It's a genuinely ludicrous film but also an absolutely brilliant film. An actual 10/10. So much fucking nonsense yet so much excellence. Tremendously amusing, great soundtrack and a top cast. So please discuss. Quotes, plot logic (or lack of!), cast and so on. "He's got space dementia!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_A Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Great film. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Affleck made this point to Michael Bay and was told to shut up.He said the complete opposite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Are we just ignoring that the Steve Buscemi character is a nonce? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 There are few things better than an utterly nonsense disaster movie. Armageddon is right up there with the best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 14 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I'm currently watching it. It's a genuinely ludicrous film but also an absolutely brilliant film. An actual 10/10. So much fucking nonsense yet so much excellence. Tremendously amusing, great soundtrack and a top cast. So please discuss. Quotes, plot logic (or lack of!), cast and so on. "He's got space dementia!" I admire your undiluted love for some late 90s garbage blockbuster film-making. I share a similar love for Con Air and Face/Off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 4, 2020 Author Share Posted September 4, 2020 14 minutes ago, djchapsticks said: I admire your undiluted love for some late 90s garbage blockbuster film-making. I share a similar love for Con Air and Face/Off Con Air and Face/Off are exceptional films. Add in The Rock whilst we're talking Cage. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Just now, DA Baracus said: Con Air and Face/Off are exceptional films. Add in The Rock whilst we're talking Cage. Also an excellent film, it missed a mention because whilst madcap, it's not *just* as fucking bonkers as the other two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?No, I never saw Star Wars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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