John Lambies Doos Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 I see Forres Gump has called for a unionist alliance with Labour and The Lib Dems to oust the SNP. Wee Willie is open to it. Labour won’t touch it with a barge pole. It’s for Scotland’s own good you know! Dross would become FM because that’s what the people want![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji2957][emoji23]And Wullie Rennie as Tánaiste 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 (edited) 11 hours ago, CambieBud said: I see Forres Gump has called for a unionist alliance with Labour and The Lib Dems to oust the SNP. Wee Willie is open to it. Labour won’t touch it with a barge pole. It’s for Scotland’s own good you know! Dross would become FM because that’s what the people want! Did he invite the Cat? (Hi Antillion, raging before 10am.. ) Edited March 9, 2021 by Stormzy -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyCromarty Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 (edited) On 05/03/2021 at 16:42, gannonball said: The backseat drivers in the Scottish conservatives must be wondering how the f**k when the opposition has had to admit to f**k ups at an enquiry that somehow they have come out worse in all this. The man is a buffoon. Have you noticed how quiet it all has become since the Nicola interrogation, losers obviously licking their wounds and regurgitating their mistakes, even the further release of 'Bombshell Evidence' has not revived the tories and Bailey. No doubt they are sticking needles in Nicola dolls to pass the time. Edited March 9, 2021 by SandyCromarty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Seems as good a thread as any to draw attention for a soon-to-be Lothian list MSP from the Tories. https://www.thenational.scot/news/19153202.douglas-ross-told-sack-tory-candidate-grossly-inappropriate-messages/(Apologies for the National link, seems to be one of the few not paywalled) Generic Covid-denying stuff and misinformation, but I really enjoyed this angle about the public sector pay freeze:Webber wrote: “I was thinking of a vote-winning policy called salary sacrifice where they only get 80% and have to struggle like the others on furlough. Then they might want this sorry state to get resolved faster.”Surprised we’ve all overlooked cutting binmen’s pay as the route out of the pandemic, tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 5 hours ago, Paco said: Seems as good a thread as any to draw attention for a soon-to-be Lothian list MSP from the Tories. https://www.thenational.scot/news/19153202.douglas-ross-told-sack-tory-candidate-grossly-inappropriate-messages/ (Apologies for the National link, seems to be one of the few not paywalled) Generic Covid-denying stuff and misinformation, but I really enjoyed this angle about the public sector pay freeze: Webber wrote: “I was thinking of a vote-winning policy called salary sacrifice where they only get 80% and have to struggle like the others on furlough. Then they might want this sorry state to get resolved faster.” Surprised we’ve all overlooked cutting binmen’s pay as the route out of the pandemic, tbh. Certainly a winning tactic in an area with a high percentage of public sector workers. Tories. Not very bright 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paolo2143 Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Douglas Ross now invoking the spirit of the Daily Express to save the Union. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Any irritation I have when looking at Express headlines quickly disappears when I remember its circulation numbers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 (edited) Yip. Preaching (or havering shite) to the converted and irredeemable. It's why I laugh at the people eager for the SNP to appear on the doorstep so they can berate them about GRA reform and the Hate Crime Bill. The doorsteppers couldn't give a f**k. They'll mark you down as a 'no' and move on. Likewise for the 'I'm fucking spoiling my ballot because the SNP hate women' brigade. The single counter that will look at your ballot paper couldn't give a solitary shiny shite about whatever 'message' you are trying to convey. Edited March 12, 2021 by Boo Khaki 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 I'm warming to Michael Gove. Today he eschewed the jingoistic union flag backdrop in favour of a tartan face mask. I really do think he holds us close to his heart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 15 hours ago, sophia said: I'm warming to Michael Gove. Today he eschewed the jingoistic union flag backdrop in favour of a tartan face mask. I really do think he holds us close to his heart. you sure?........ UNATTRACTIVE CREATURES: A Field Study of Michael Gove, Boswell and other migratory scavengers. – The Drouth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CambieBud Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 All joking aside. How can this weasel possibly continue as a linesman? I know as a London serf he brings it on himself, but the abuse he will face when crowds return is easily avoided. Stick to your day job Dougie, I know you’re not very good at it, but for your own sake, please stop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 8 minutes ago, CambieBud said: All joking aside. How can this weasel possibly continue as a linesman? I know as a London serf he brings it on himself, but the abuse he will face when crowds return is easily avoided. Stick to your day job Dougie, I know you’re not very good at it, but for your own sake, please stop Nah, f**k that, I want him to get the deserved abuse at every game for being a scumbag, child starving, corrupt, racist wee rat. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 He should keep the Saturday gig and give up the day job - he's broken his arse before he's even got in the door. Absolute fucking no-mark. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitburn Vale Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 Complete clown of a boy,he deserves all that's coming his way..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 He should resign, he's been an utter disgrace 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanton Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 With the lower leagues restarted there's bound to be a league 2 game that needs a 2 rate politician o run run the line 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saltire Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 I've just watched Oliver Mundell on the Nine (I know!). The Tories really are bereft of talent. Having Douglas Ross as a leader is like asking a rhesus monkey to fly a Boeing 747. A pathetic wee face pressed up against a cockpit windscreen, pissing himself and wondering where the bananas are. The monkey looks much more confident! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Nah, f**k that, I want him to get the deserved abuse at every game for being a scumbag, child starving, corrupt, racist wee rat. I can’t wait to be at a game with that c**t running the line. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 I thought I recognised his face when I first saw him in a Tory context...I'm sure he's reffed at least one of our games, although having said that a lot of refs have a sort of generic look about them. Ditto Tories. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 I can’t wait to be at a game with that c**t running the line.'Douglas Ross linesman' happens to be an anagram of 'Slim androgenous lass.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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