Ludo*1 10,099 Report post Posted August 31, 2020 He's having such an absolute disaster of a start that he's worth a new thread: He's currently trending. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Connolly 16,125 Report post Posted August 31, 2020 It really is a tremendous effort. Is that the quickest a party leader has ever made a c**t of it? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henderson to deliver ..... 13,061 Report post Posted August 31, 2020 Interesting that when faced with a choice between the cretinous behaviour of a Ruth Davidson, or the dribbling simpleton/bumbling incompetence of a Jackson Carlaw, the Scottish Conservatives have elected to go with a combination of both in Douglas Ross. 33 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trainspotter 533 Report post Posted August 31, 2020 Who can fail to be impressed by his plan to get the unemployed back in to work in order to generate higher tax revenue for funding additional spending. The sort of radical thinking this country has been crying out for imo 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Melanius Mullarkey 22,961 Report post Posted August 31, 2020 Stupid Forres c**t. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
speckled tangerine 732 Report post Posted August 31, 2020 2 hours ago, trainspotter said: Who can fail to be impressed by his plan to get the unemployed back in to work in order to generate higher tax revenue for funding additional spending. The sort of radical thinking this country has been crying out for imo I'd like him to elaborate on this. I bet this involves chasing the "long term unemployed" onto farms to pick produce for trumpets like the Hair family. I'm sure their "contract of employment" would involve setting up signs in fields supporting the Conservatives prior to the next Scottish election as a "reasonable work request". He's a fucking balloon. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sherrif John Bunnell 7,003 Report post Posted August 31, 2020 He fucked if he's upset the fermers already. It's them, fishermen and RAF personnel who make up 99% of his constituency vote. The other 1% is the Forres Loyal Rangers supporters club. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Colkitto 1,210 Report post Posted August 31, 2020 Beginning to wonder if he will make it past Xmas given his torrid start..... I have a feeling his leadership can and will be fun to watch 😂 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivo den Bieman 2,621 Report post Posted August 31, 2020 Wee Dougie's brand spanking new leadership on the launchpad! Oh... 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMMjag 2,106 Report post Posted September 1, 2020 "That's incorrect and I'm sorry if you take your questions from some ehh... emm... SNP cybernats" ... is going to be about the gist of his opposition for the next 8 months. I think even pro-Tory parts of the media won't be able to resist bodying him. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Comrie 1,119 Report post Posted September 1, 2020 It's honestly amazing that Douglas Ross has found something to be both a) worse at and b) more hated at than being a pish assistant referee. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sergie's no1 fan 3,835 Report post Posted September 1, 2020 The Scottish unionists have genuinely got to be concerned for the future of the UK. Boris has already boosted support for indy to record levels, Douglas Ross is going to take it even higher if he is managing to piss off the fermers. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romeo 7,022 Report post Posted September 1, 2020 Imagine being a Tory. Then imagine being a Scottish Tory. No, me either. 12 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Busta Nut 3,169 Report post Posted September 1, 2020 The guy is a weapon. Serious question, does he still run the line? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gordon EF 5,933 Report post Posted September 1, 2020 Douglas Ross is an absolute moron. Days into his leadership of the Scottish Tories and he's managed to piss off farmers..... farmers for f**k sake! Some of these c***s still have Better Together boards up in their fields. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RiG 5,174 Report post Posted September 1, 2020 Bizarrely, the P & J has seen fit to devote, erm, absolutely nothing to this massive cock up by Duggy boy in today's paper. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Day of the Lords 13,499 Report post Posted September 1, 2020 Trying to take abject failure to new heights 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Melanius Mullarkey 22,961 Report post Posted September 1, 2020 Stupid Forres Tory c***s advised by Stupid Brechin Tory c***s. Spoiler 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henderson to deliver ..... 13,061 Report post Posted September 1, 2020 Hair ffs. Proper clowncar through a minefield stuff now. Are they actually doing this to try and prove Scots are 'too stupid' to run things up here. Some sort of weird reverse psychology thing. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MixuFruit 12,619 Report post Posted September 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: Hair ffs. Proper clowncar through a minefield stuff now. Are they actually doing this to try and prove Scots are 'too stupid' to run things up here. Some sort of weird reverse psychology thing. Even better than that, he's basically saying 'all you currently elected Tory MSPs are beneath my attention and I want no advice from any of you'. Which will go really well once he gets into Holyrood. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites