Ric Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 (edited) FFS, do I have to do everything myself? Perth, a town with a tiny population, the vast majority of them tory voting farmer types, prefers rugby to football. It's just not a footballing town. The attendances play this out with an embarrassing few bothering to file into their decrepit stadium, the only time it's full is when they hock themselves out to the old firm or a bunch of god botherers turn up to drown themselves in the name of Jesus. It's so bad that their sugar daddy actively begged the council to allow him to demolish a stand just to stop the embarrassing sight of it being so empty. The council said no because, just like those who live in Perth, they don't care about the club. Their current position within the top flight is unmerited and are more traditionally a 2nd and 3rd tier club, unlike the team they are hosting. Lucking out with Wright, their days of shamefully enjoying the undeserved limelight is soon to be ended with the disastrous appointment of a man wholly incapable of turning the downward trend. Davidson at this point has not only engendered ire from from the fanbase, he has just the one win to his name, a fluke result from the opposition going down to 10 men. It would be funny if it wasn't all just so embarrassing for them. Edited August 28, 2020 by Ric 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Spoiler 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Looking forward to watching Morten Gamst Pederson shuffle up at McDairmid tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, djchapsticks said: Looking forward to watching Morten Gamst Pederson shuffle up at McDairmid tomorrow. 90th minute free kick from 30 yards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Positive, sometimes. Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: 90th minute free kick from 30 yards. If thats to happen he's definitely not starting the game anyway and if hes not signing then no one in our team is scoring a free kick all season never mind in the 90th min. Edited August 28, 2020 by Mr Positive, sometimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mr Positive, sometimes. said: If thats to happen he's definitely not starting the game anyway and if hes not signing then no one in our team is scoring a free kick all season never mind in the 90th min. Scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Wait, is Pederson an actual thing? Seriously? I mean.. I suppose. It makes sense, it's very much their level. A 38yo who has struggled in the Norwegian 3rd tier and famous for blatant cheating. That is the barrel being scrapped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ric said: Wait, is Pederson an actual thing? Seriously? I mean.. I suppose. It makes sense, it's very much their level. A 38yo who has struggled in the Norwegian 3rd tier and famous for blatant cheating. That is the barrel being scrapped. Quoting this so you can't delete it after he bags his 5th goal from a free kick tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Just now, RandomGuy. said: Quoting this so you can't delete it after he bags his 5th goal from a free kick tomorrow. Please do, at the same time, I'll go hunting for the comments you made about Craig Gordon being absolutely passed it because of his age. What age is Gordon again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ric said: Please do, at the same time, I'll go hunting for the comments you made about Craig Gordon being absolutely passed it because of his age. What age is Gordon again? Pederson was playing in the Norwegian top flight last season. Gordon has spent the past 2 years sitting in the stands. One of them will ping in 40 yard free kicks past your goalkeeper *checks notes" Zak Alwick. The other will spend all season injured. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 minute ago, RandomGuy. said: Pederson was playing in the Norwegian top flight last season. You mean when he scored one goal all season, and wasn't given a new contract because his legs had gone, only to rock up at 3rd tier Alta? Brilliant stuff though, I love seeing clubs desperately hit the panic button. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Ric said: You mean when he scored one goal all season, and wasn't given a new contract because his legs had gone, only to rock up at 3rd tier Alta? Brilliant stuff though, I love seeing clubs desperately hit the panic button. If you've gone through the effort to research that Ric, then you're doing this wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coventry Saint Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 8 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: Pederson was playing in the Norwegian top flight last season. 1 hour ago, RandomGuy. said: FWIW, asked a Norwegian boy who writes blogs about football, and he reckons Pederson was miles out his depth in the Norwegian top flight last season, and was forced to drop into the 3rd tier to look capable again... Ooft. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coventry Saint Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Just now, ali_91 said: More chance of St Mirren finishing above St Johnstone than Pederson signing as a player for Saints ffs. So... it's 100% happening? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 minute ago, ali_91 said: More chance of St Mirren finishing above St Johnstone than Pederson signing as a player for Saints ffs. Now being reported in The Herald... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: If you've gone through the effort to research that Ric, then you're doing this wrong. From the forum's resident cherry picker and history revisionist, I take that as a compliment.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Positive, sometimes. Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 28 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: Scenes. Not convinced he meant either of those. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Was that Jack Hamilton in goal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coventry Saint Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 11 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: Now being reported in The Herald... That's ridiculous. They can't possibly be that sure we're finishing above you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 FFS, do I have to do everything myself? [emoji849] Perth, a town with a tiny population, the vast majority of them tory voting farmer types, prefers rugby to football. It's just not a footballing town. The attendances play this out with an embarrassing few bothering to file into their decrepit stadium, the only time it's full is when they hock themselves out to the old firm or a bunch of god botherers turn up to drown themselves in the name of Jesus. It's so bad that their sugar daddy actively begged the council to allow him to demolish a stand just to stop the embarrassing sight of it being so empty. The council said no because, just like those who live in Perth, they don't care about the club. Their current position within the top flight is unmerited and are more traditionally a 2nd and 3rd tier club, unlike the team they are hosting. Lucking out with Wright, their days of shamefully enjoying the undeserved limelight is soon to be ended with the disastrous appointment of a man wholly incapable of turning the downward trend. Davidson at this point has not only engendered ire from from the fanbase, he has just the one win to his name, a fluke result from the opposition going down to 10 men. It would be funny if it wasn't all just so embarrassing for them. Well, the last time we went down, we signed aging players and had a habit of beating Kilmarnock. Get your loose silver, your hostel bed and your dirty needles on The Perth Relegation Express. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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