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Might as well give these lunatics a thread.   

"I'm a proud Scot.....but we must close our parliament"  

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/new-political-party-aims-abolish-22541441

The founder is a Rangers fan called John Mortimer.   John's social media lets us know that he's a fan of the Mountbatten Flute Band, The Army, The Navy, Our Armed Forces, Buy British products, Scrap Hollyrood etc.  

Here's the first leaflet:  


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8 minutes ago, Beth Paige-Black said:

Might as well give these lunatics a thread.   

"I'm a proud Scot.....but we must close our parliament"  

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/new-political-party-aims-abolish-22541441

The founder is a Rangers fan called John Mortimer.   John's social media lets us know that he's a fan of the Mountbatten Flute Band, The Army, The Navy, Our Armed Forces, Buy British products, Scrap Hollyrood etc.  

Here's the first leaflet:  


118138236_148508490234287_7117713706820930265_o.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=af7XcWS2kB8AX-2Qywg&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=2e35fb4f97e4abeff9fdf1ee59f10e7b&oe=5F645CD0
 

Wonder if he is like the rest and thinks the SNP built it?  Absolute roaster

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Might as well give these lunatics a thread.   

"I'm a proud Scot.....but we must close our parliament"  

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/new-political-party-aims-abolish-22541441

The founder is a Rangers fan called John Mortimer.   John's social media lets us know that he's a fan of the Mountbatten Flute Band, The Army, The Navy, Our Armed Forces, Buy British products, Scrap Hollyrood etc.  

Here's the first leaflet:  


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That's another deposit in the kitty.
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2 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

£100,000,000.00 seems an awful lot of money. Is that figure right?

I liked the way to added in another two  zeros to account for pennies.

If your goal is fiscal prudence and smaller governments then you'll be all over scrapping the multi-layered expense of sending representatives to Westminister and the HoL.  

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Other policies include:-

Ban the bagpipes.

Ban the wearing of tartan.

Try and execute for treason anyone who speaks Gaelic and/or Scots.

Get rid of the “welcome to Scotland” signs at the border.

Raze to the ground all museums and public institutions which pretend Scotland is a nation (including National Museums Scotland and National Galleries Scotland).

Please please pretend Sevco is the same as the dead Ranger please.

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10 minutes ago, Antlion said:

Other policies include:-

Ban the bagpipes.

Ban the wearing of tartan.

Try and execute for treason anyone who speaks Gaelic and/or Scots.

Get rid of the “welcome to Scotland” signs at the border.

Raze to the ground all museums and public institutions which pretend Scotland is a nation (including National Museums Scotland and National Galleries Scotland).

Please please pretend Sevco is the same as the dead Ranger please.

Leaflet two in the making.  

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10 minutes ago, Antlion said:

Other policies include:-

Ban the bagpipes.

Ban the wearing of tartan.

Try and execute for treason anyone who speaks Gaelic and/or Scots.

Get rid of the “welcome to Scotland” signs at the border.

Raze to the ground all museums and public institutions which pretend Scotland is a nation (including National Museums Scotland and National Galleries Scotland).

Please please pretend Sevco is the same as the dead Ranger please.

You missed "bonfires on the 12th"

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46 minutes ago, Beth Paige-Black said:

Might as well give these lunatics a thread.   

"I'm a proud Scot.....but we must close our parliament"  

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/new-political-party-aims-abolish-22541441

The founder is a Rangers fan called John Mortimer.   John's social media lets us know that he's a fan of the Mountbatten Flute Band, The Army, The Navy, Our Armed Forces, Buy British products, Scrap Hollyrood etc.  

Here's the first leaflet:  


118138236_148508490234287_7117713706820930265_o.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=af7XcWS2kB8AX-2Qywg&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=2e35fb4f97e4abeff9fdf1ee59f10e7b&oe=5F645CD0
 

You just know we're on the right track when shite like this appears eh?

Utterly glorious.

Galloway, Kincy and now this. There's certainly more than a few unionist arse holes twitching at the moment.

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