tamthebam Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Will you be paying the rent with a 500 pound note? If it's a phone interview "Are you a wid? Pics or get to..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 43 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: What would you call a place where you get fish suppers? What would you call a place where you get Chinese food? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Another good question would be "The McCanns - murderers or simply lying bassas with undisclosed connections to senior levels of authority?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Do you find it acceptable to turn up at children's party's without a carry out? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Would you consider a team which... 1. Came last in their division despite having the 3rd highest budget. 2. Voted to end the league on account of a global pandemic and then complained that the league was ended. 3. Was given not one but two opportunities to provide a template for league reconstruction but were still unable to do so. 4. Attempted to bribe the other teams but still couldn't win their support. 5. Threatened to force postponement of the season in the hopes of bankrupting other clubs. 6. Took the governing body to court only to be told they should've gone to arbitration first and being ordered to pay costs. 7. Went to arbitration only to be told they have no case for reinstatement or compensation. 8. Was fined for not following procedure ...to have had a successful 2020? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 My mate is looking for a place to live, he's a bit down on his luck as he losthis job in a builders yard in Musselburgh after someone accused him of mispricing lumber sold to Asians. The only thing is he's a massive bodybuilder who is rock solid and needs a lot of space for his steroids. Also, he's not real. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 10 minutes ago, ICTChris said: My mate is looking for a place to live, he's a bit down on his luck as he losthis job in a builders yard in Musselburgh after someone accused him of mispricing lumber sold to Asians. The only thing is he's a massive bodybuilder who is rock solid and needs a lot of space for his steroids. Also, he's not real. I thought that your mate was Raoul Moat until that last sentence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 48 minutes ago, ICTChris said: My mate is looking for a place to live, he's a bit down on his luck as he losthis job in a builders yard in Musselburgh after someone accused him of mispricing lumber sold to Asians. The only thing is he's a massive bodybuilder who is rock solid and needs a lot of space for his steroids. Also, he's not real. 37 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I thought that your mate was Raoul Moat until that last sentence. I look forward to the day when this non existent racist bodybuilder goes on a rampage and Philpy turns up with a pool cue and a multi pack of Space Raiders. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 "I'd like to ask you about your hobbies ... when you sacrifice a goat and you rip its heart out with your bare hands, do you then summon hellfire? Or do you just send out for pizza?" Obv. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 You open our fridge to discover that I've just bought myself a delicious selection of cheeses. What do you do? 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: What would be your recommended course of action be if the response was "Waffen Thin Mint"? Nobody ever lives to hear that part. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Just thought this could be appropriate. 4 hours ago, capt_oats said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 (edited) This maybe not so much so. ( Genuine Hibs Fan) "Do you eat oysters?" (Renter) "When I have them." ( Genuine Hibs Fan) "Do you eat snails?" (Renter) "No." ( Genuine Hibs Fan) "Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?" (Renter) "No." ( Genuine Hibs Fan) "Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?" (Renter) "Yes." ( Genuine Hibs Fan) "And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals." (Renter) "It could be argued so." ( Genuine Hibs Fan) "My robe, Renter. My taste includes both snails and oysters." Edited August 7, 2020 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Find out if they've got an Xbox, a copy of FIFA and two controllers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Do you wear green trousers? Mushroom suppers- aye or no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Ask if they've ever seen a grown man naked. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 "What's your views on casual sex?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 16 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Ask if they've ever seen a grown man naked. And if the answers no..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Are you familiar at all with literary critic Darren Mackie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: "What's your views on casual sex?" Each to their own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Each to their own. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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