throbber Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 22 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: This is fucking hysterical btw Are the rest of the recipes like this? I haven’t looked through it that much but I’ll let you know. We can laugh all we want but it’s a top seller on amazon so it looks like the author will be having the last laugh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Both are low carb, high fat. The chicken picture is a mystery. Confused as to what makes that roast beef cheese thing keto. The high fat content? And why does it have a picture of a chicken? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 13 minutes ago, Deanburn Dave said: Both are low carb, high fat. The chicken picture is a mystery. The pictures don’t seem to make any sense at all and are not relevant to the dish being made. There appears to be a pizza pic for an ice tea recipe and a penis pic for a scrambled eggs with basil and butter dish. Also, in fairness a lot of the meals are in far more detail than the beef and cheddar one I shared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Confused as to what makes that roast beef cheese thing keto. The high fat content? And why does it have a picture of a chicken? It's a US recipe and the chicken has been genetically modified to taste like beef? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 This recipe is getting better and better. Never change, throbber. Never change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 8 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: A Partridge amongst the pigeons 6 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Whats that? It's like a turducken, I think. Except instead of a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, it's with partridges....and pigeons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 I think there should “fat police” patrolling our streets looking for fat people. Any fatties spotted are beaten and clubbed with batons before being ordered to go to the gym. Stay slimClub the fattiesSave lives 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 12 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: I think there should “fat police” patrolling our streets looking for fat people. Any fatties spotted are beaten and clubbed with batons before being ordered to go to the gym. Stay slim Club the fatties Save lives 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 22 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: I think there should “fat police” patrolling our streets looking for fat people. Any fatties spotted are beaten and clubbed with batons before being ordered to go to the gym. Stay slim Club the fatties Save lives Ridiculous. The gyms are closed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 1 hour ago, jamamafegan said: I think there should “fat police” patrolling our streets looking for fat people. Any fatties spotted are beaten and clubbed with batons before being ordered to go to the gym. Stay slim Club the fatties Save lives This happened in a Judge Dredd story- there were incredibly fat citizens and after a war caused food shortages the Judges put them all in fat camps until they lost weight The fatties in Judge Dredd actually had wheels to support their bellies. There could be an opening for a P&B entrepreneur to sell belly-wheels the way things are going 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: This happened in a Judge Dredd story- there were incredibly fat citizens and after a war caused food shortages the Judges put them all in fat camps until they lost weight The fatties in Judge Dredd actually had wheels to support their bellies. There could be an opening for a P&B entrepreneur to sell belly-wheels the way things are going If only we knew an inventor already feted for his pioneering work in the field of amputee perambulation. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, tamthebam said: This happened in a Judge Dredd story- there were incredibly fat citizens and after a war caused food shortages the Judges put them all in fat camps until they lost weight The fatties in Judge Dredd actually had wheels to support their bellies. There could be an opening for a P&B entrepreneur to sell belly-wheels the way things are going Says Tam the BMI man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Says Tam the BMI man. I've lost weight in lockdown you know... NASA have stopped launching satellites to photograph my other side... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 11 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I've lost weight in lockdown you know... NASA have stopped launching satellites to photograph my other side... The missus lock you down in the coal cellar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 I need to shift about 8 stone of weight I’d imagine. It’s just getting started that gives me the fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 11 hours ago, throbber said: The pictures don’t seem to make any sense at all and are not relevant to the dish being made. There appears to be a pizza pic for an ice tea recipe and a penis pic for a scrambled eggs with basil and butter dish. Also, in fairness a lot of the meals are in far more detail than the beef and cheddar one I shared. Yes, but in fairness that's because you drew it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Yes, but in fairness that's because you drew it. I only added the testicles to what, to me looked like an aubergine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, throbber said: I only added the testicles to what, to me looked like an aubergine. No jizz lines? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: No jizz lines? I don’t think they’re appropriate around food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 On 03/08/2020 at 18:23, throbber said: Another hilarious thing about this is that in the instructions, they have put “3.” twice for no reason. Did you write this book yourself Throbber? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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