Sergeant Wilson Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 14 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: It would be the ultimate humiliation to get turned down for a mortgage cause the computer thinks you’re ugly. I'd rather take my chances with that than them checking my credit history. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 14 hours ago, House Bartender said: ...and they're sampling your toilet waste too - using faecal recognition they'll create brown lists excluding you from public toilets nae doot. Our friends in Japan invented a toilet that monitors your poop to see if you have various diseases, and recommends changes to your diet. Only a short hop from this to blocking access to NHS facilities/health insurance if your jobbies are a bit suspect IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 I haven't seen this one about recently but noticed chemtrails was trending on Twitter. I've never looked into this particular rabbit hole and always had it filed alongside flat earthers in terms of how seriously I should take it. Is it true? Is Bill Gates not only implanting microchips in us all to control us via 5G towers, but also spraying us with chemicals for... reasons? He's a busy man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 Last I checked, the chemtrails stuff was quite dull. The engine output from planes is actually mind-control drugs being dropped onto the public to make them docile. Not a single attempt to produce a scintilla of evidence and, naturally, it doesn't work on the adherents as they're too clever. Very much in the "shit I made up/would love to be true so that I can justify feeling smarter than everyone else" category. Of course, the real big-brain scandal is that vibrations from wind turbines stimulate Shatner's Bassoon, which hinders empathy and the ability to process information. Makes sense to my fevered mind, so it's true. FACT! (if nobody's shat that nonsense out yet, I'm claiming it for T-shirt sales) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 7 minutes ago, BFTD said: Last I checked, the chemtrails stuff was quite dull. The engine output from planes is actually mind-control drugs being dropped onto the public to make them docile. Not a single attempt to produce a scintilla of evidence and, naturally, it doesn't work on the adherents as they're too clever. Very much in the "shit I made up/would love to be true so that I can justify feeling smarter than everyone else" category. Of course, the real big-brain scandal is that vibrations from wind turbines stimulate Shatner's Bassoon, which hinders empathy and the ability to process information. Makes sense to my fevered mind, so it's true. FACT! (if nobody's shat that nonsense out yet, I'm claiming it for T-shirt sales) If chemtrails make folk docile, I can only assume that no planes fly, or have ever flown, over Ukraine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 4 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: If chemtrails make folk docile, I can only assume that no planes fly, or have ever flown, over Ukraine. You've already put way more thought into this than any of the adherents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 9 minutes ago, BFTD said: You've already put way more thought into this than any of the adherents. Tbh I did think of saying "or Glasgow on an old firm weekend" but maybe not today . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 The US government and a racist billionaire teaming up to surveil the Navajo Nation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 On 01/05/2022 at 11:08, Zetterlund said: I haven't seen this one about recently but noticed chemtrails was trending on Twitter. I've never looked into this particular rabbit hole and always had it filed alongside flat earthers in terms of how seriously I should take it. Is it true? Is Bill Gates not only implanting microchips in us all to control us via 5G towers, but also spraying us with chemicals for... reasons? He's a busy man. It was trending all day on Saturday. The geeks at Twitter are either in the huff because of Musk or they are trying to make a case for the neccesity of Biden's Ministry of Truth. On the issue of chemtrails the clear blue skies during the first lockdown were proof enough to me that pollution fucks the sky up. Beyond that who knows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, Detournement said: The US government and a racist billionaire teaming up to surveil the Navajo Nation. I don't know much about Peter Thiel but there's something hilarious about this entry in Wikipedia. I just love it. Quote He invited conservative columnist and friend Ann Coulter to Homocon 2010 as a guest speaker. Coulter later dedicated her 2011 book, Demonic: How the Liberal Mob Is Endangering America, to Thiel You invite me to Homo-con, I dedicate my insanely titled book to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Why do MAGA heroes like Thiel always love Putin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Derek Riordan reckons that a massive nationwide conspiracy stopped his career. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Derek Riordan reckons that a massive nationwide conspiracy stopped his career. Aye but has he ever seen bendy water? Edit, forgot that was Leigh Griffiths. Edited May 4, 2022 by Enigma 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 8 minutes ago, Enigma said: Aye but has he ever seen bendy water? Edit, forgot that was Leigh Griffiths. Derek Riordan was taking 30k a week in China and gi'ing them cartoons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Quote The undercover work of former U.S. government informants suspected of plotting to kill Haiti’s president has compelled Miami federal prosecutors to seal off evidence about their past activities in the interest of U.S. national security, saying the information is classified and cannot be turned over to the defense in the widening investigation. The decision means that the U.S. criminal case, which has run parallel to a faltering probe in Haiti, could become even more secretive in the United States and leave a trail of unanswered questions about how a group of Colombian commandos, a former FBI informant connected to a Miami-area security firm and two ex-Drug Enforcement Administration informants all came to be accused of participating in the deadly assault. The U.S. move to protect classified evidence comes as the separate case in Haiti has stalled: the mandate of the fourth investigative judge expired on Monday with no formal charges brought against any of the roughly 40 suspects still jailed in Port-au-Prince months after the Haitian president’s murder last July. But one suspect who is not in custody is Arcángel Pretel Ortiz, believed by Haiti National Police to be “one of the heads” of the presidential assassination plot. Pretel, a Colombian with reported links to his native country’s military dating back to the 1990s, is believed to be a former FBI informant — a potentially embarrassing relationship for U.S. authorities. 'Former' lol https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/haiti/article260808987.html This is obviously bad but at least the American media kick up a bit of a fuss whereas the UK media run stories designed to cover up the fact that the Manchester bomber was working for MI6. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 56 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Derek Riordan reckons that a massive nationwide conspiracy stopped his career. The cocaine trade? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Why do MAGA heroes like Thiel always love Putin? Because even with all the money and power they've amassed they don't quite have that ability to be able to indulge every sociopathic impulse in the way Vlad does, so they feel a little emasculated and look to him to be told what to do. It could probably be helped if we got rid of some of the taboos around adult baby-ism. I reckon he just wants to be able to shit himself into a nappy and be told by a kindly brass dressed as a nurse that 'clever boy Petey did a big boom boom'. Takes the pressure off innit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Stanislav Shuskevich, the ex-Premier of Belarus, has died: In the early 1960s, while working as an engineer in an electronics factory, he was in charge of teaching Lee Harvey Oswald Russian when Oswald lived in Minsk.[3][4] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Bully Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 7 hours ago, Detournement said: It was trending all day on Saturday. The geeks at Twitter are either in the huff because of Musk or they are trying to make a case for the neccesity of Biden's Ministry of Truth. On the issue of chemtrails the clear blue skies during the first lockdown were proof enough to me that pollution fucks the sky up. Beyond that who knows. Yup. Never rained or was cloudy until those b*****ds the Wright Brothers got going 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Stanislav Shuskevich, the ex-Premier of Belarus, has died: In the early 1960s, while working as an engineer in an electronics factory, he was in charge of teaching Lee Harvey Oswald Russian when Oswald lived in Minsk.[3][4]I've seen Oswald's old flat in Minsk, pretty nice location. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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