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Just now, Bairnardo said:

I wish I had that mindset. Imagine watching Transformers whilst under the delusion that it was real.... Outstanding. 

On the other hand, what if the missus decided you were watching Threads tonight.

Good night small prince.

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On 04/09/2021 at 10:15, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Full disclosure has to happen soon. Far too many eyewitness reports (thousands) The Ohio Dept of Natural Resources are also practically admitting its real.

With a lot of those cryptozoological things, you've got to treat them like any other animal species - look at the habitat and the likelihood of it being able to sustain a breeding population.

For example - Nessie isn't real...somewhere the size of Loch Ness simply isn't big enough to sustain a viable breeding population of large plesiosaur-type reptiles. Given the fact they would also have to surface to breathe, if they existed you couldn't drive between Fort Augustus and Inverness without seeing half a dozen of them.

Bigfoot or the yeti are maybes - an undiscovered species of ape could still persist, or possibly went extinct in recent centuries. If they do exist, it's deep in the unpopulated wilds of the Himalayas or the Pacific Northwest...bigfoot reports from the likes of Texas are clearly bullshit, as there's not enough unfragmented suitable habitat for a viable population of something that size to go unnoticed.

The gorilla was treated as a traveller's tale from the hinterland of Africa until they were finally located in the mid 1800s.

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10 hours ago, Hillonearth said:

With a lot of those cryptozoological things, you've got to treat them like any other animal species - look at the habitat and the likelihood of it being able to sustain a breeding population.

For example - Nessie isn't real...somewhere the size of Loch Ness simply isn't big enough to sustain a viable breeding population of large plesiosaur-type reptiles. Given the fact they would also have to surface to breathe, if they existed you couldn't drive between Fort Augustus and Inverness without seeing half a dozen of them.

Bigfoot or the yeti are maybes - an undiscovered species of ape could still persist, or possibly went extinct in recent centuries. If they do exist, it's deep in the unpopulated wilds of the Himalayas or the Pacific Northwest...bigfoot reports from the likes of Texas are clearly bullshit, as there's not enough unfragmented suitable habitat for a viable population of something that size to go unnoticed.

The gorilla was treated as a traveller's tale from the hinterland of Africa until they were finally located in the mid 1800s.

Some good points here, better than the usual replies. The DNA has been done, not an ape. Human female/male unknown.

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Surely Big Oil would need to figure out a way to get people to drive more to make that work? You can only put a tanks worth in a motor and there can't be that many utter roasters filling up cola bottles. 

If we have passed peak oil it's more likely that oil derived fuels are going to be restricted so they can be used by militaries, merchant shipping and flying billionaire's child sex slaves around the world rather than burned up so folk can go to the BK drive through then up to Car Park In The Sky. 

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roasters filling up cola bottles. 



My mates brother used to work in a petrol station and you’d periodically get people trying to fill up non-standard receptacles, then being puzzled or raging when they weren’t allowed. His favourites were a saucepan and an empty crisp packet.
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