Conspiracy Theories

[throbber]

22 minutes ago, thisal said:

The plaster in my bedroom looks perfectly flat. But when I shine my lamp on it at an acute angle you can see it's slightly concave. Wow I hear you say. But wait the the bulb in that lamp is Mazda 40W. Mazda named after Ahura Mazda "the lord of Wisdom". 40 as in 40 days and 40 nights. Have you seen the rain this week. It's perfectly clear to me my plasterer is an alien and has sent a warning. I've already ripped up my decking and am building an ark.

Except for your wall was probably plastered by a sex offender from Govan who was doing community service.

[invergowrie arab]

I never understood why folk get so excited over shitty pyramids when essentially the same technology built Rome, Athens etc

[Grover]

Conspiracy theory going around the explosion a few days ago was a Lebanese guy breaking the world record for the amount of Mentos shoved into a Diet Coke bottle.

[welshbairn]

55 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said:

I never understood why folk get so excited over shitty pyramids when essentially the same technology built Rome, Athens etc

I remember being taken to see an old quarry in the Egyptian desert where they carved columns for Rome buildings. There was one that was nearly complete with a big crack in it, some poor sod had spent a year carving it when he went a bit heavy with his chisel. 

[MONKMAN]

4 hours ago, throbber said:

There is “tricky” and then there is building a concave effect so slight you can only view it during the spring and autumn equinoxes. Also you can only see it from a matter of meters above it when the light shines on it, the gods won’t be able to see it and that’s what the shiney stones were for.

Do you actually believe all this shite you put up? 

Edited August 7, 2020 by MONKMAN

[throbber]

6 minutes ago, MONKMAN said:

Do you actually believe all this shite you out up? 

Like all historians I like to keep an open mind about these things. 

[MONKMAN]

23 minutes ago, throbber said:

Like all historians I like to keep an open mind about these things. 

There’s keeping an open mind and there’s the 2 “facts” you’ve put up that are complete nonsense. You’re better than this. 

[Miguel Sanchez]

"Why would the Egyptians have built the pyramids this way if they didn't know it was significant?"

"How could the Egyptians have known this was significant when they built the pyramids?"

Pick one.

[throbber]

54 minutes ago, MONKMAN said:

You’re better than this. 

I think you’re giving me a bit too much credit here.

[MONKMAN]

Rather strange that an alien race travel light years across the galaxy to visit earth, build a few pyramids out of local granite and limestone then just f**k off again. No significant advances in technology left behind.

[Miguel Sanchez]

6 minutes ago, MONKMAN said:

Rather strange that an alien race travel light years across the galaxy to visit earth, build a few pyramids out of local granite and limestone then just f**k off again. No significant advances in technology left behind.

Sandcastle building by litter conscious intergalactic travellers

Earth is basically Troon

[Bairnardo]

Sandcastle building by litter conscious intergalactic travellers
Earth is basically Troon

The pyramids are an extra terrestrial marker. Left here after about five minutes of a visit to signify to others, dont bother landing, this lot are all arseholes, and will be for millennia to come.

[D.A.F.C]

Pretty sure if it was scary aliens who built the pyramids then half of Cairo wouldn't have nicked all the good stone from them.

[Florentine_Pogen]

13 hours ago, throbber said:

God looks down on you when you use your pocket pussy.

^^Erich von Throbiken.

[throbber]

13 hours ago, MONKMAN said:

Rather strange that an alien race travel light years across the galaxy to visit earth, build a few pyramids out of local granite and limestone then just f**k off again. No significant advances in technology left behind.

They might be coming back though - 4000 years might not be a long time for them.

[Falcor Roar]

Peter Ebdon seems to have lost the plot going by his twitter. Seemed like a w**k anyway.

[bennett]

Throbbers been watching stargate.

[BFTD]

2 hours ago, Falcor Roar said:

Peter Ebdon seems to have lost the plot going by his twitter. Seemed like a w**k anyway.

In what way? Are pyramids and aliens involved?

I forget why, but people have been saying he's a w**k for decades at this point.

[coprolite]

Stone circles are obviously cradles for flying saucers. The carnac stones are like ancient runway markers pointing towards the landing zone at silbury hill. 

You couldn't park a flying saucer on a pyramid because it would fall off. 

[coprolite]

Just now, BigFatTabbyDave said:

In what way? Are pyramids and aliens involved?

I forget why, but people have been saying he's a w**k for decades at this point.

I thought he was a w**k because of his stupid wacky waistcoats that overly aggressive fist pump and "come on!" manoeuvre he did when he won a frame (like a frail stuart pearce) and his stupid fucking face. I can't speak for others.