NJ2 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 DEADLINE DAY SIGNING https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/article/getting-to-know-gervane-kastaneerf**k knows if he’s any use like but let’s all get excited anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, NJ2 said: DEADLINE DAY SIGNING https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/article/getting-to-know-gervane-kastaneer f**k knows if he’s any use like but let’s all get excited anyway According to tradition We need some people to get overexcited and some people to write him off as a huddy before anybody sees him play I could do either but I’d prefer the first option Edited February 1, 2021 by topcat(The most tip top) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 According to tradition We need some people to get overexcited and some people to write him off as a buddy before anybody sees him playI could do either but I’d prefer the first option I CAN’T WAIT FOR HIM TO BE FUCKING SHITE type thing? Also seen this;https://m.independent.ie/sport/soccer/league-of-ireland/shamrock-rovers-midfielder-aaron-mceneff-set-for-200k-move-to-hearts-40035814.htmlSeems a bit of (huge f**k off) gamble... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgie greatness Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Won’t matter we’re winning this league with or without him! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 2 hours ago, NJ2 said: I CAN’T WAIT FOR HIM TO BE FUCKING SHITE type thing? Also seen this; https://m.independent.ie/sport/soccer/league-of-ireland/shamrock-rovers-midfielder-aaron-mceneff-set-for-200k-move-to-hearts-40035814.html Seems a bit of (huge f**k off) gamble... McEneff looks like the type of midfielder we could do with, imo - quite pacey, runs beyond the strikers, and doesn't look too ponderous on the ball. Saying this based on brief YouTube footage, mind - would be great to have a wee bit zip in the team. Kastaneer has been at some decent clubs, and maybe hasn't established himself anywhere, but looks quick and lean - hopefully hungry for games. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 McEneff looks like the type of midfielder we could do with, imo - quite pacey, runs beyond the strikers, and doesn't look too ponderous on the ball. Saying this based on brief YouTube footage, mind - would be great to have a wee bit zip in the team. Kastaneer has been at some decent clubs, and maybe hasn't established himself anywhere, but looks quick and lean - hopefully hungry for games. That’s him signed. Two (2) signings on deadline day! Joe Savage is going to lead us to the World Cup and I can’t fucking wait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Amusing Pseudonym Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Gorgie greatness said: Won’t matter we’re winning this league with or without him! With him you'd tthink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Gorgie greatness said: Won’t matter we’re winning this league with or without him! So what matters is what they can deliver next year In the top flight Spoiler And the following year in the champions league Edited February 1, 2021 by topcat(The most tip top) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 For Kastaneer to be a “success” he has to be more effective than Jordan RobertsKastaneer’s arrival on loan coincides with Roberts being farmed out on loan to some team called “Motherwell” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 Hearts seem to be coping in the post Jordan Roberts era 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SEETHING Posted February 6, 2021 Author Share Posted February 6, 2021 SEASIDE TEAM FROM SEASIDE LEAGUE 0 - 1 CHAMPIONS Let me tell you a story, FOLLOWERS. The date is 9th November, 2002. The PATERFAMILIAS (a dedicated DOWN-HOMER) takes me to see Ayr v Queen of the South at their SQUALID HOVEL of a ground. Our journey from the FRAGRANT capital requires us to navigate single-lane roads; presumably dual carriageways are regarded as WITCHCRAFT on the west coast. We found ourselves INTOLERABLY delayed, FOLLOWERS. The reason? We were stuck behind a CIRCUS CONVOY. My father was aware, even then, that I was something of a FOOTBALL FORA POSTING PRODIGY, and did not want to risk the world losing such a talent with an ill-advised overtaking manouvre. We eventually arrived at Ayr's FORTRESS OF DECREPITUDE at half time. The turnstiles were closed. A SLY TENNER slipped to a typically CORRUPT west coaster in a hi-viz, and we were SMUGGLED in to watch STATUESQUE HITMAN Brian McLaughlin score the only goal of the game early in the second half to condemn Ayr to SHAMEFUL DEFEAT. Why am I telling you this ENTRHALLING tale, FOLLOWERS? Because my reference to the circus convoy provides an ADMITTEDLY CONVOLUTED segue into referring to Ayr United, their players, staff and fans as an even bigger CAVALCADE OF CLOWNS than the one I encountered en route to Ayr almost twenty years ago. A typically DOMINANT performance from the Champions yields yet another three points. Until next time. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 A great, insightful and very descriptive match report there. Michael Moffat is the player the Naismith wishes he was though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 BCW joins Dunfermline on loan until the end of the season upon where such times he’ll join Dunfermline permanently. Scored a hat trick one game, scored against Hibs at Hampden. Leaves with my best wishes anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 This clown is going to bumble and fumble his way to the title. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgie greatness Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Love the way the opposition shout from the rooftops how shite he is & how he’ll stroll the league....without consideration wot that says about them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEETHING Posted February 12, 2021 Author Share Posted February 12, 2021 (edited) Queen of the South 1 - 1 Champions Despite Robbie Neilson's Sub-Par Management This is the key shot. Jones' leg going back and to his left, deliberately manoeuvred from the front and right. Totally inconsistent with a foul from Stephen Kingsley. Again, back and to the left. Back and to the left. Back and to the left. Back and to the left. FOLLOWERS, I am a patient man (how else could I ENDURE your INANE posts?) but this CONSPIRACY against the EDINBURGH EXCELSIOR is really getting beyond a joke. The CHAMPIONS were trapped deep within DIVEY JONES' LOCKER tonight, clearly unable to string two passes together as a result of the BLATANT INJUSTICE meted out by a whistler acting on instruction from SFA ONANISM ONANISM ONANISM HEADQUARTERS. Not even PHIL COLLINS could imagine the sort of odds that were against the CHAMPIONS. Regardless, after a late, HEROIC HEIST, a DELICIOUS point was secured; another step towards INEVITABLE TITLE GLORY. Edited February 12, 2021 by SEETHING 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Karma for mikoliunus and years of blatant cheating from hearts imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEETHING Posted February 12, 2021 Author Share Posted February 12, 2021 Spoiler Can I just break character for a second here to say that I'm really pleased with "Divey Jones' Locker" tbh. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Karma for mikoliunus and years of blatant cheating from hearts imoThe kind of racist bigotry we’ve come to expect You’ve got your Brexit for fucks sakecan’t you at least stop moaning about Eastern European immigrants now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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