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31 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said:

Or the European Super League
 

I mean, no other club has the gall to act as entitled as WE do in Scottish football, which is definitely enough to fit the criteria tbqhwy.

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7 minutes ago, the jambo-rocker said:

I mean, no other club acts as entitled as WE do in Scottish football and that is definitely enough to fit the criteria tbqhwy.

Obviously nobody else acts as entitled as we do because nobody else is  as genuinely entitled as we are

People from the capital have an unfair reputation for arrogance but when you  stop to consider how shit everybody else's home town is by comparison it's amazing how humble and self effacing  we Edinburghers are



 

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As Hearts return to win the SPFL Premiership, scales of justice in one hand, sword of vengeance in the other, celebrities have been giving their thoughts on world football’s biggest club’s return from a league that such a, frankly, enormous, important football club should never have to patronize with its presence.

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‘Friends, let me say to you, that the greatest glory lies not in never falling, but in taking the right hump about it and doing absolutely nothing to ensure it won’t happen again’. – Nelson Mandela; politician, ex-terrorist, and celebrity Hearts supporter (recorded message from an interview with Mark Donaldson before his death, having had a premonition of injustice).

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‘Right here, right now is where we draw the line. The world is waking up. And we’re winning this fucking league by 20 points whether you like it or not.' - Greta Thunberg; truant and celebrity Hearts supporter.

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‘If you look at what you have in life, you’ll always have more. If you look at what you don’t have, you’ll never have enough. If Hearts have derbies to play, they’ll always have points.’ – Oprah Winfrey; Tv star, author, celebrity Hearts supporter.

 

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'We can forgive a club that is afraid of relegation, what we cannot forgive is clubs that are too feart to finish a season’. - Plato; philosopher and convener of the Ancient Greece Hearts.

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‘Who?’ – Stephen Hendry; Rangers supporter

These inspirational messages were delivered at Hearts' victory rally to celebrate winning the SPFL Premiership 2021-22.

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51 minutes ago, TheJTS98 said:

As Hearts return to win the SPFL Premiership, scales of justice in one hand, sword of vengeance in the other, celebrities have been giving their thoughts on world football’s biggest club’s return from a league that such a, frankly, enormous, important football club should never have to patronize with its presence.

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‘Friends, let me say to you, that the greatest glory lies not in never falling, but in taking the right hump about it and doing absolutely nothing to ensure it won’t happen again’. – Nelson Mandela; politician, ex-terrorist, and celebrity Hearts supporter (recorded message from an interview with Mark Donaldson before his death, having had a premonition of injustice).

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‘Right here, right now is where we draw the line. The world is waking up. And we’re winning this fucking league by 20 points whether you like it or not.' - Greta Thunberg; truant and celebrity Hearts supporter.

image.png.3df2907e92b6de360544864db6022736.png

‘If you look at what you have in life, you’ll always have more. If you look at what you don’t have, you’ll never have enough. If Hearts have derbies to play, they’ll always have points.’ – Oprah Winfrey; Tv star, author, celebrity Hearts supporter.

 

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'We can forgive a club that is afraid of relegation, what we cannot forgive is clubs that are too feart to finish a season’. - Plato; philosopher and convener of the Ancient Greece Hearts.

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‘Who?’ – Stephen Hendry; Rangers supporter

These inspirational messages were delivered at Hearts' victory rally to celebrate winning the SPFL Premiership 2021-22.

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"Not to feel exasperated, or defeated, or despondent but to get back up when you fail, to celebrate and fully embrace the pursuit that you've embarked on."
Marcus Aurelius. Roman General, Emperor, Stoic Philosopher, hon sec of  Legion XII Hearts and Richard Harris in Gladiator

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20 minutes ago, Empty It said:

I like that we've marked our return to the premiership with the worst kit I've seen in years. received_257642762798654.jpeg

Blue and Black are consigned to the 3rd shirt

Hopes still alive for those who want a nice 1998  style white Away shirt

 

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4 hours ago, Empty It said:

I like that we've marked our return to the premiership with the worst kit I've seen in years. received_257642762798654.jpeg

It will sell by the barrowload.

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Good to see Hearts fans have got over their relegation, and aren't still banging on about the injustice of not being allowed to stink up the Premiership for another 8 games, before being relegated properly.


Obviously we were in the right and people like Neil Doncaster were in the wrong but there comes a time when you have to...

“Forgive them for they know not what they do”, Jesus H. Christ 1st century Jewish raconteur, conjuror, carpenter and proper hearts man
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On 08/06/2021 at 22:49, topcat(The most tip top) said:

 


Obviously we were in the right and people like Neil Doncaster were in the wrong but there comes a time when you have to...

Forgive them for they know not what they do”, Jesus H. Christ 1st century Jewish raconteur, conjuror, carpenter and proper hearts man

 

 

1 hour ago, Leith Green said:

Hummus munching sandal wearer ?

Has to be a Partick Thistle supporter then.

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4 minutes ago, The Other Foot said:

Please. Hummus hasn't been hipster for a decade. Even Asda has its own version. 


You'll have to make allowances for these out of towners

Livingston hasn't even got an artisan Burrito shop yet

Their football stadium is named after a chain restaurant

Hummus is probably pretty exotic in West Lothian
 

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1 hour ago, The Other Foot said:

Please. Hummus hasn't been hipster for a decade. Even Asda has its own version. 

Its made with Sunflower Oil and not Extra Virgin (not many of them to a dozen in W Lothian, fnarr fnarr) - equiv of telling your lassie you are going on a date to "an Italian" and pitching up at Tony Macaroni.....................

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