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CHAMPIONS 2 - 0 ERR UNITED.

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to witness it, FOLLOWERS, does it make a sound? 

If the Capital's most PRESTIGIOUS and RIGHT HONOURABLE team suffers an unjust TEMPORARY LOCATIONAL ADJUSTMENT and nobody is there to witness it, did it even really happen?!

For the benefit of the BACKWATER DUNDERPATES and YAHOOS of the Chumpionship forum who did not understand the subtle parallel that I have CRAFTED above, I am of course referring to Heart of Midlothian's brief SOJOURN in this LAUGHABLE league. 

Yet another routine win achieved with a minimum of style and effort, against yet another ENTIRELY NONDESRIPT outfit of brickies and bus drivers. I am of the FIRM BELIEF that your Champions could simply forfeit every remaining fixture and still hold a COMMANDING LEAD over the BUMBLING JACKANAPES who RISIBLY call themselves "competitors". 

GENUINELY HAVE NO INTEREST WHATSOEVER in which JOBBERS are next due to step in the ring with HULK HEARTS, but you can rest assured that the Champions will continue to RUN WILD on the PROVINCIAL PATSIES

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Top 4 [emoji777]
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Also ran bottom 6 dug shite like every season [emoji736] 
 
thanks for dropping by though
Oh my fucking days. That has to be one of the worst results in history. Up there with Berwick beating old Rangers. Watery Farts continue to be the gift that keeps on giving. At least you had a day or two chuckling though eh !
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On 14/03/2021 at 10:50, Gorgie greatness said:

They did say back in October  & (including this leagues jobbers fans) that we’d walk the league, which is quite apt considering the amount of times we’ve been described as pedestrian 😏

Well that’s the cup out of the road so you can concentrate on the league

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