Sherrif John Bunnell Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 His begging to Musk ended well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 47 minutes ago, BFTD said: Sign up with a false name on findajob.dwp.gov.uk, George mate. There's fucking thousands of jobs, it's mental. You'll probably have trouble with working references after being without a proper job for so long - maybe try a bit of voluntary work for a while? Plenty of workers needed on farms. He can try the berry picking in his old patch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 I hope QOTS got that sponsorship money upfront 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 On 10/04/2022 at 21:08, Highland Capital said: Galloway's Twitter is/was absolutely wild. Dozens of tweets every day and retweets from that Nawaz guy who wouldn't get the booster jab and that zoomer James Melville. He's like your Ukipper uncle who's brain has been frazzled by Facebook and Infowars. It's weird some 'leftist' egomaniacs have now crossed over/merged into being rightest egomaniacs. Galloway is a prime example. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 7 hours ago, Clown Job said: Looks like Russian-affiliated Galloway has (finally) crossed into internet-mystery Karin Catherine Waldegrave territory. Pleasing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 lol since when was being against anal sex mark you out as a "decent person" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, 101 said: lol since when was being against anal sex mark you out as a "decent person" Still trying to fathom how an outfit can have the brass neck to call itself “All 4 Unity” when it rejects the EU, foreigners, and immigration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 25 minutes ago, Antlion said: Still trying to fathom how an outfit can have the brass neck to call itself “All 4 Unity” when it rejects anal sex and rimming involving bananas and Nutella. FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 Honestly, I can't think of anything more useless than a banana for anal sex. Unless you've got an arsehole like the Dartford Tunnel it's just gonna squash and moosh up. Breadsticks might be a better plan. You could put the nutella on those, if you fancied, and you've got the option of varying diameters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 43 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Honestly, I can't think of anything more useless than a banana for anal sex. Unless you've got an arsehole like the Dartford Tunnel it's just gonna squash and moosh up. Breadsticks might be a better plan. You could put the nutella on those, if you fancied, and you've got the option of varying diameters. ^^^ doing it wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 6 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: ^^^ doing it wrong. ^^^ bum like the Dartford Tunnel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 11 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: ^^^ bum like the Dartford Tunnel £2.50 a pop! Makes for a long day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 52 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: £2.50 a pop! Makes for a long day. You deserve every dime of that seven figure SIPP mate. Godspeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 What food do they use to represent vaginal sex? A cucumber and mayonnaise? We just got a video. Props would have been way more fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyCromarty Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 On 28/06/2022 at 12:37, Granny Danger said: Plenty of workers needed on farms. He can try the berry picking in his old patch. And be serenaded by Belle Stewarts '"The Berry Fields o' Blair".[8] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 I was surprised to read that the cat was bookies favourite to win on Thursday but it is apparently true. I assumed that the Labour boy would still win despite (or actually helped by) being dumped by the party. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRocketman II Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 22 minutes ago, Suspect Device said: I was surprised to read that the cat was bookies favourite to win on Thursday but it is apparently true. I assumed that the Labour boy would still win despite (or actually helped by) being dumped by the party. yeh also saw that in a Guardian article and surprised to see he as anything but a complete no hoper ala his London mayoral campaign. Just shows that if you are in the grift for the long haul it will eventually pay off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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