Herman Hessian Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 52 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What's the problem, what other jobs are monkeys qualified for? I'm quite happy to eat products they pick out a tree, I don't want them driving or operating machinery. what about if they combine all three tasks and harvest coconuts using a cherry picker - where d'you stand on that ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 16 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: what about if they combine all three tasks and harvest coconuts using a cherry picker - where d'you stand on that ? Talking of cherry pickers; Why do monkeys paint their balls red? So they can hide in cherry trees. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Giraffes eating cherries... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Wishuuu said: A call center these days is an essential part of your business. Large business companies simply cannot cope with a LINK REMOVED large influx of customers and that is why guys like outsourcing a call center help these organizations make more money. The strategy is very simple, all the specialists have been trained and are ready to consult your client to the very last question, they are pleasant to talk to and will do all your routine work. In general, the team is just great. If you are looking for a solution to the lack of call workers or you need more, then feel free to contact them, they will help you optimize your business! Are the people more expensive to employ than monkeys? Edited February 28, 2021 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 Are the people more expensive to employ than monkeys?You reckon the bot just looked for a thread with "business" in the title? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 25 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Are the people more expensive to employ than monkeys? At least the monkeys wouldn’t ask you if you saw “the match” on tv last night whilst hacking into your laptop and planting dwarf porn on your hard drive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: At least the monkeys wouldn’t ask you if you saw “the match” on tv last night whilst hacking into your laptop and planting dwarf porn on your hard drive. You as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 33 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Are the people more expensive to employ than monkeys? I don't know how I missed this thread first time time. Quote Peta said it had found eight farms in Thailand where monkeys were forced to pick coconuts for export around the world. Male monkeys are able to pick up to 1,000 coconuts a day, Peta says. It's thought that a human can pick about 80. Don't let British farmers find out. They'll be shipping in monkeys by the boatload to pick raspberries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I don't know how I missed this thread first time time. Don't let British farmers find out. They'll be shipping in monkeys by the boatload to pick raspberries. Tayside would be over run with feral simian....nothing, forget I spoke. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 These were monkeys wae a trade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 I rescued a monkey from a research facility once. Took it back the following week because it kept smoking all my cigarettes and drinking all the shampoo and bleach in the bathroom... I’m here all week, try the fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 On 03/07/2020 at 14:20, bennett said: Won't be long till the apes start to revolt. Won't end well. Won't end with one film, either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 On 03/07/2020 at 19:47, Tynierose said: There was bounty to be a backlash eventually. On a side note I downloaded the secret of monkey island on playstation retro thingmy. Was great. I know you are, but what am I? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 On 03/07/2020 at 23:06, tamthebam said: I saw a couple of them trying to shift a piano on the telly years ago. Kept stopping for tea breaks the lazy buggers. Apparently, they had peanut butter smeared on the roof of their mouths to give the impression of talking - a technique still used today in Hollyoaks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 On 03/07/2020 at 23:32, Herman Hessian said: what about if they combine all three tasks and harvest coconuts using a cherry picker - where d'you stand on that ? You don't - you stand well way from what is an obvious H&S nightmare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 21 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Are the people more expensive to employ than monkeys? More to the point - what do Monkeys spend their pay on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 Just now, WhiteRoseKillie said: More to the point - what do Monkeys spend their pay on? Too much 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 They get paid peanuts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 46 minutes ago, coprolite said: They get paid peanuts Do you know what they get for their lunch though? half an hour like the rest of us... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 54 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: More to the point - what do Monkeys spend their pay on? The last train to Clarksville. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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