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Phrases you never want to hear again after Covid


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9 hours ago, pozbaird said:

Gagging for a round of golf

Facemask

New Normal

Stay Home

Stay Alert

Priti Patel

Trace and Test

Shielding

Dominic Cummings

Self Isolate

Wet Markets

Social Distancing

Boris Johnson

Holiday home in Fife

PPE

Dominic Raab

Hand sanitiser

Two meters

Pasta

Toilet roll

Sweden

Twenty seconds

Quarantine

Phase One

Phase Two

Phase Three

Phase Four

Behind closed doors

Matt Hancock

Parents house in Durham

Ventilator

League reconstruction

 

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Clearly the majority of P&B think i'm tuned to the moon.

When this is all over, and the effect on climate change is absolutely zero, do you think the climate nazis will back off a bit and let people live their lives

More hysterical nonsense!

We don't do Hillwalking in May

Would balaclavas be useful as masks?

 It looks likely that we will end this thing with similar numbers of deaths as France, Italy and Spain.

Originally I was a bit concerned about the 20% drop, but balancing it out against not being able to go to pubs etc, and pausing sky & bt sports it's not quite so bad.

Are you a moon howler? 

I have nothing to back this up.

 

Guess which nugget posted these phrases ?

 

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On 12/06/2020 at 10:36, David W said:

1. When can grandparents hug their grandkids?

2. The new normal.

3. General war-time analogies (invislble enemy, virus in retreat, British bulldog spirit; that sort of thing).

4. 14-14-14.

5. Stay Alert.

 

That one will never grow old, imho.

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1. Prime Minister Johnson

2. Home secretary Priti Patel

3. Health and Social Care Secretary Matt Hancock

4. Foreign Secretary Dominic Raaaaab*

5. Education Secretary Gavin Williamson**

 

* Sorry, I just can't stop myself.

** I'm sure someone thought it was a wizard wheeze to give the job to someone wh looks and sounds like he's still at school, but nah. Just nah.

 

If I was to go for six, that weaselly wingnut Sunak would get a mention

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