TheScarf Posted June 7, 2020 Author Share Posted June 7, 2020 Do you they’ll mind if it’s ripped? Do you think they’ll mind if it’s a bit fucking ripped? You cretin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Shit flights on those. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Oh, God. Oh, no. Cockles. Cocky. The Big Cock. Uh, next time you're talking to him, just ask him if he got the grass stains out of his trousers. Not in front of his wife, 'cause... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 At least the little handicapped fella is able minded. Unless he's not, it's difficult to tell with the wheelchair ones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Mr Sidney Poitier 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 7, 2020 Author Share Posted June 7, 2020 Dr Wankenstein. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 3 hours ago, BawWatchin said: You're the wanka, m8. Ooh, you're hard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Ooh, you're hard. Yeeeah, baaaaby! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Both of them got their laughing gear round the old single-barrel pump-action yoghurt rifle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 8, 2020 Author Share Posted June 8, 2020 This is gonna cost ya, this is gonna cost ya. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 Frey Bentos 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 Genuinely my favourite TV show, the original 12 episodes and 2 Christmas specials were just about perfect. People say they dislike the show because they can't stand David Brent/Ricky Gervais which is the most astonishingly "missed the point" opinion I've heard. I can't stand Brent either, I was rooting for Tim but the arc of Brent's story from unlikable middle-manager to humbled middle-aged w****r is still the backbone of the series. I watched the American version a couple of times with friends but it just did nothing for me, the tone and style it went for was so far away that it felt wrong to even associate it with the UK version. I just didn't need 200+ episodes of Americanized slapstick. The entire UK show lasts into about 7 hours, the American one would be about 10 times that. There is just no need. I often feel Ricky Gervais gets a lot of hatred from people for his success. Even as someone who thinks he made possibly the greatest British TV as well as Extras and Derek which were brilliant at times he's not always on the money, that Invention of Lying film was guff, he did introduce the world to the magic of Karl Pilkington which is a comedy gold star all by itself though. I will forever piss myself laughing at the thought of a plate fully of jelly containing a stapler. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 (edited) What was that shit? What was your shit? I was already wet so the joke's on her. Edited June 8, 2020 by Steve_Wilkos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 Just because you let some useless tosser blow his beans up your muff 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 Strings to Brent’s bow. A) Philanthropist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 8, 2020 Author Share Posted June 8, 2020 Ohhhh........uh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 26 minutes ago, Torpar said: Just because you let some useless tosser blow his beans up your muff One of my favourite lines, that. Taffy is such an unlikely hero, but I suppose I can't think of another character who would have been a viable option to deliver such a brutal put-down to Anne. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 8, 2020 Author Share Posted June 8, 2020 The strippers arrived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 TART. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 8, 2020 Author Share Posted June 8, 2020 That’s really sweet. Why don’t you put that in an email to me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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