paranoid android Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 If a smoke alarm is going off every 10 minutes, is that a sign of a faulty unit rather than a battery? Surely it's a chirp if the battery is low? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 11 minutes ago, paranoid android said: If a smoke alarm is going off every 10 minutes, is that a sign of a faulty unit rather than a battery? Surely it's a chirp if the battery is low? It could be that your hoose is on fire. I'd check that before changing the battery. 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 24, 2020 Author Share Posted May 24, 2020 1 minute ago, tongue_tied_danny said: It could be that your hoose is on fire. I'd check that before changing the battery. Just let me check. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 @grimbo o’grady 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 On a more serious note, are you sure it’s the smoke alarm and not a carbon monoxide alarm? You also get some units that combine both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 27 minutes ago, paranoid android said: If a smoke alarm is going off every 10 minutes, is that a sign of a faulty unit rather than a battery? Surely it's a chirp if the battery is low? Chirp every minute if battery dead. Going off means it’s fucked. Or out of date. Or both. In non-COVID times the fire brigade would come round and put up a new one for you for free. Asda etc sell them though for about £20 or so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 16 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said: It could be that your hoose is on fire. I'd check that before changing the battery. 2 minutes ago, Funky Nosejob said: On a more serious note, are you sure it’s the smoke alarm and not a carbon monoxide alarm? You also get some units that combine both. He's gone a bit quiet now, maybe someone should alert the emergency services. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 24, 2020 Author Share Posted May 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: He's gone a bit quiet now, maybe someone should alert the emergency services. Stay alert, m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 You sure it’s a fire alarm and not a relegation alarm? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 24, 2020 Author Share Posted May 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You sure it’s a fire alarm and not a relegation alarm? This is not good for my rage, m8. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 24, 2020 Author Share Posted May 24, 2020 Received a pro tip advising me to hoover the units - that SEEMS to have done the trick. Sitting here staring at the unit waiting for the c**t to go off now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 1 minute ago, paranoid android said: Received a pro tip advising me to hoover the units - that SEEMS to have done the trick. Sitting here staring at the unit waiting for the c**t to go off now! If you have any golf clubs, smash it to f**k with one of them. You don’t want to be risking any broken bones falling off a ladder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 24, 2020 Author Share Posted May 24, 2020 Let's hear it for frontline heroes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 24, 2020 Author Share Posted May 24, 2020 The question now is whether to stay up, or go back to bed - I think we all know the answer to that, don't we? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 2 hours ago, paranoid android said: The question now is whether to stay up, or go back to bed - I think we all know the answer to that, don't we? Your team couldn't stay up. Neither should you. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 27 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Your team couldn't stay up. Neither should you. I love this idea of turning every thread started by a Hearts fan into a dig at their club. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 3 hours ago, paranoid android said: Received a pro tip advising me to hoover the units - that SEEMS to have done the trick. Sitting here staring at the unit waiting for the c**t to go off now! ^^ Appointed Craig Levein on a 5 year contract to advise on all domestic matters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I love this idea of turning every thread started by a Hearts fan into a dig at their club. I'm going to assume by his non-response that he's gone down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Richey Edwards said: I'm going to assume by his non-response that he's gone down. In bed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 27 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: I'm going to assume by his non-response that he's gone down. 26 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: In bed? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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