madwullie Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 I used to work with lassie like this. She never wore make up. She was French though, which might have had something to do with it. Absutely stunning one minute, unbearabley hackitt and greasy looking the next. I think it was something to do with her personality. She could be really bubbly and flirty, and she could also be the most miserable looking, grumpy c**t you'd ever laid eyes on. Sometimes she smelled like she hadn't dried her clothes properly too. 6/10 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, madwullie said: I think it was something to do with her personality. She could be really bubbly and flirty, and she could also be the most miserable looking, grumpy c**t you'd ever laid eyes on. Sometimes she smelled like she hadn't dried her clothes properly too. 6/10 So, a woman then. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: So, a woman then. TBF most other women I've met don't smell like they've folded their clothes up straight from the washing machine and stuck them in a pile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, madwullie said: TBF most other women I've met don't smell like they've folded their clothes up straight from the washing machine and stuck them in a pile. Have you ever been to Dundee? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Two-faced woman who is different every day you see her? Ann Budge league reconstruction thread for this pish. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 28 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Two-faced woman who is different every day you see her? Ann Budge league reconstruction thread for this pish. are you seriously trying to tell me that a woman of principle like ann budge wouldn't be fighting the good fight if it had been hearts second bottom and accies relegated?youll be telling me that ICT aren't purely altruistic next 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Yes I used to work with a lassie who seemed to be bipolar in both personality and looks. Made-up and looking good - she’d be hyper and outgoing and flirtatious, sometimes to an extent which was a bit much. Pale blemished face with hair up - don’t even think of speaking to her as she’ll make you regret it. Before I got to know her and sat in the same room I genuinely thought it was two different people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
true_rover Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Have you ever been to Dundee?He said clothes were in a washing machine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 9 hours ago, paranoid android said: By the way, Danger - if this is your way of asking me to send you pics, just ping me a PM like every other c**t does - dinnae be going shy on me all of a sudden. Please do not send me pics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 21, 2020 Author Share Posted May 21, 2020 14 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Please do not send me pics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 I don't get the make-up thing. The vast majority of women I've seen with/without slap have looked better without it. Obviously not if they've rolled out the door without even a wash, but I've always assumed the warpaint thing was just something women did to make themselves feel good, or possibly to feel more confident around other women, who are apparently horrible to ladies who don't wear any. Do men really find it attractive? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 21, 2020 Author Share Posted May 21, 2020 There are few things classier than lassies applying make-up on buses or trains. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 1 minute ago, paranoid android said: There are few things classier than lassies applying make-up on buses or trains. About time this became a fashion thing for men IMO. Not wearing eyeliner and mascara, but slapping on a bit of woad in the morning. In to work with a shirt, tie, and a celtic design in blue paint on yer coupon. Roar a battle cry at your PC before settling down to a morning of data entry. Celebrate a hard battle with figures by breaking out a few mugs ot grog with your comrades at lunchtime, and every conversation must take place at deafening volume. If enough of us do it, it'll become acceptable. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 17 hours ago, paranoid android said: Bird I work with is a total wid one day, and an absolute dog the next - the f**k is going on there? Any c**t else familiar with Two Face Syndrome? Job share. Case closed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 21, 2020 Author Share Posted May 21, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: About time this became a fashion thing for men IMO. Not wearing eyeliner and mascara, but slapping on a bit of woad in the morning. In to work with a shirt, tie, and a celtic design in blue paint on yer coupon. Roar a battle cry at your PC before settling down to a morning of data entry. Celebrate a hard battle with figures by breaking out a few mugs ot grog with your comrades at lunchtime, and every conversation must take place at deafening volume. If enough of us do it, it'll become acceptable. I must admit that there have been a few times when I've watched 70s glam bands like Roxy Music on the telly, and felt quite jealous that I missed that period. Edited May 21, 2020 by paranoid android 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 22 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I don't get the make-up thing. The vast majority of women I've seen with/without slap have looked better without it. 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Have you ever been to Dundee? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 21, 2020 Author Share Posted May 21, 2020 56 minutes ago, The OP said: Yes I used to work with a lassie who seemed to be bipolar in both personality and looks. Made-up and looking good - she’d be hyper and outgoing and flirtatious, sometimes to an extent which was a bit much. Pale blemished face with hair up - don’t even think of speaking to her as she’ll make you regret it. Before I got to know her and sat in the same room I genuinely thought it was two different people. 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: So, a woman then. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 9 minutes ago, paranoid android said: I must admit that there have been a few times when I've watched 70s glam bands like Roxy Music on the telly, and felt quite jealous that I missed that period. I didn't work for everybody. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 One of my first visits to Dundee, a random lassie wandered by and asked my colleague if he wanted his hole. She wasn't wearing make-up, so he naturally refused. Turned out she was our next delivery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 I don't get the make-up thing. The vast majority of women I've seen with/without slap have looked better without it. Obviously not if they've rolled out the door without even a wash, but I've always assumed the warpaint thing was just something women did to make themselves feel good, or possibly to feel more confident around other women, who are apparently horrible to ladies who don't wear any. Do men really find it attractive?The slug eyebrows thing needs to stop. Horrible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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