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56 minutes ago, speckled tangerine said:

He's also a more talented bam than current chief bam, Butcher.

Ciftci is more talented than the majority of players in the league. 

The question is though... does Tam the Biggest Bam have the correct software installed and are his drivers up to date enough to get that out of him. Thats the big question.

Don't know if bam is the word id use to describe Ciftci, but whatever the word is, handsome must be put before it.

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12 minutes ago, mishtergrolsch said:

Ciftci is more talented than the majority of players in the league. 

The question is though... does Tam the Biggest Bam have the correct software installed and are his drivers up to date enough to get that out of him. Thats the big question.

Don't know if bam is the word id use to describe Ciftci, but whatever the word is, handsome must be put before it.

Absolute specimen

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1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said:

Health and Safety at Tannadice leaves a lot to be desired. 'Sparky' hasn't tied his laces. 

Expect a visit Monday morning. 

Don’t worry Tam Courts has scheduled a three hour seminar on shoe lace tying for Wednesday.  It’s how we do things now.

edited to add a ‘d’ to schedule.

Edited by Granny Danger
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Is this the 'exciting signing' you guys were promised?  Are you excited or a bit underwhelmed? 

Maybe there's something in the water in Dundee as we've also hardly set the heather on fire with our signings this summer.  I guess the finances at both clubs have been severely hit by covid.   

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Is this the 'exciting signing' you guys were promised?  Are you excited or a bit underwhelmed? 
Maybe there's something in the water in Dundee as we've also hardly set the heather on fire with our signings this summer.  I guess the finances at both clubs have been severely hit by covid.   
Neither. The signing is...fine. If he actually gets played as a striker, so much the better.
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